Mike Bookey
@mikebookey.bsky.social
Commissioner of Major League Partying (retired). Mariners, Seahawks, college hoops, the Pearl Jam Band, and general flotsam and jetsam.
Kelvin Sampson seems cool as fuck.
April 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Kelvin Sampson seems cool as fuck.
On this Opening Day Eve, we look toward the spirits of Griffey, and Martinez, and Alvin fucking Davis to look over our Seattle Mariners, as we — the rightfully suffering fans — await the coming glory of a pennant.
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
On this Opening Day Eve, we look toward the spirits of Griffey, and Martinez, and Alvin fucking Davis to look over our Seattle Mariners, as we — the rightfully suffering fans — await the coming glory of a pennant.
Was at a conference and accidentally stumbled into Macrodata Refinement.
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Was at a conference and accidentally stumbled into Macrodata Refinement.
Reposted by Mike Bookey
Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
We got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.
A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government.
www.businessinsider.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
To the lady at this super janky rural Idaho Subway who just asked “Can I have as much mayonnaise as you’re allowed to give me?” — I respect the hell out of you.
February 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To the lady at this super janky rural Idaho Subway who just asked “Can I have as much mayonnaise as you’re allowed to give me?” — I respect the hell out of you.
At least Notre Dame fans still have a great Duke basketball team to cheer for and then there’s Yankee baseball not too far off.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
At least Notre Dame fans still have a great Duke basketball team to cheer for and then there’s Yankee baseball not too far off.
If this Seahawks team can improve its Strength of Victory next season they’ll be unstoppable.
January 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If this Seahawks team can improve its Strength of Victory next season they’ll be unstoppable.
That is hella targeting.
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That is hella targeting.
We need more SEC teams in the CFP right?
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
We need more SEC teams in the CFP right?
You have no idea the smug high I get by being an Irish Catholic actively cheering against Notre Dame.
December 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM
You have no idea the smug high I get by being an Irish Catholic actively cheering against Notre Dame.
Sam Howell is a Russian asset
December 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Sam Howell is a Russian asset
Time to take the kids out to the backyard and have them practice throwing footballs into a massive Dr. Pepper can because I forgot to save money for their college.
December 7, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Time to take the kids out to the backyard and have them practice throwing footballs into a massive Dr. Pepper can because I forgot to save money for their college.
Have we considered the possibility that the Seahawks’ special teams are Russian assets?
December 1, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Have we considered the possibility that the Seahawks’ special teams are Russian assets?
I hope that your family, like mine, can take some time to remember what this season is all about….
…finding D.B. Cooper and bringing him to justice.
…finding D.B. Cooper and bringing him to justice.
November 28, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I hope that your family, like mine, can take some time to remember what this season is all about….
…finding D.B. Cooper and bringing him to justice.
…finding D.B. Cooper and bringing him to justice.
Man Seahawks Twitter traveled excellently over to Bluesky.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Man Seahawks Twitter traveled excellently over to Bluesky.
I do not like it when Geno Smith throws Really Dumb Geno Smith Passes.
November 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I do not like it when Geno Smith throws Really Dumb Geno Smith Passes.
Seaaaaaaaaaaahawks. That is all.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Seaaaaaaaaaaahawks. That is all.
Jake Paul has three different hairstyles competing for space on one head.
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Jake Paul has three different hairstyles competing for space on one head.
This is so weird but my nickname in high school was Gladiator II.
November 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This is so weird but my nickname in high school was Gladiator II.
So I hear this thing is *NOT* owned by a billionaire supervillain? That’s far out.
November 6, 2024 at 10:43 PM
So I hear this thing is *NOT* owned by a billionaire supervillain? That’s far out.