Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
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Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/ https://mikesacks.com
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My high school yearbook photo.
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PASSING ON THE RIGHT: The Audiobook!

Out Now!!

Read by the one and only Skippy "Batty" Battison!

"The #1 Memoir from the Award-Winning Host and Creator of Satellite Radio's 'PASSING ON THE RIGHT'"!

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People find this sort of thing hilarious but I have to be honest: I think it's a sign of troubled American times. Hungry people with too little money. People are desperate.
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If existence truly is s simulation and computer-based, I need Tech-Support to tweak depression and OCD and anxiety malware. You guys around? At lunch? Watching Syfy channel? Hello?
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That was me. At my second wedding.
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A little unorthodox, I suppose, but I just set up a first date with a woman I met on OKCupid. She's going to pick me up from my colonoscopy and we'll then hit a fun lunch spot. I should be pretty hungry!!!!
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Wanted to come out with this news before it hit big: I am currently in an affair with my hair colorist.
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Am I afraid of Sharia law in America? Yes. Far-right ultranationalist Christian Supreme Court guided Sharia law.
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Can't wait to use this Yiddish phrase on a first date.
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United States Attorney General? Or the "Complimentary Care Cosmetics Consultant" at the Luxe Beauty Counter© within the Montgomery Mall Nordstrom’s (lower level, no appointment necessary)?
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When the phone rang this morning, my mind of course went directly to: "Did I just win the Nobel Prize in Physics for Work in Quantum Mechanics that constitute the principles of the subatomic realm observable at a larger scale"?!!!!!
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Your porn name is the combination of you having a shitty childhood and not many prospects in Hollywood
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Kids on city streets don’t scare me. What scares the shit out of me are the bow-tied fucks with NRA lapel pins strolling through the marbled halls of Congress.
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Counting down the days to the leaked Tilly Norwood sex tape
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That didn’t take long
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Hey pal. Is this my idea or yours?! Geez!