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Mike Sacks
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Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/

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I really hope so
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Let's turn this piece of shit into another version of "The Room" or "Rocky Horror." Lines, throwing things at the screen, costumes, the whole shebang.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Most don't know this, but the new film "Melania" ends with a collection of outtakes, similar to those in 1970s movies such as "Smokey and the Bandit" and "Cannonball Run." Some even feature Melania in a hot-air balloon and joking around with an orangutan in a cowboy hat who gives the middle finger!
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Oh Christ. The fucking Olympics. That's all we need.
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Latest audio comedy script finished. Nigel apparently likes its warmth. Hopefully out Fall 2026.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Boy, if this doesn't say it all
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Just love this guy. He'd do it for fucking free. And has. Just doing his own thing. A true American original.
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Depression meds arrived!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“Hi. You might recognize me from that boil lancing video.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes when it’s late and no one else is around, I like to pretend that I’m Judas and my cat is Pontius Pilate from "Jesus Christ Superstar."
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Just bet against myself on Kalshi and Polymarket. 3:5 chance I'll some how fuck over my life and career before I'm 60.
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Mike Sacks
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Movie idea! A cross country buddy movie with a twist. One is white. The other black. And both are prepping for a colonoscopy. Excited!!
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Basically untrained weekend paintball enthusiasts
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The problem with a broken democracy is that it takes a healthy democracy to fix it
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
On this snowy, cold day, my sex robot, Barbra, is insisting on doing nothing but binge-watching season three of Mad Men. Thanks, Jon Hamm.
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Huuuuuuuuge anniversary!!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The Great Severance. If friends or relatives or coworkers still support this madness, it’s time to sever that relationship.
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
This is my “snow face.” The face I make whenever there is snow, as if I’ve never seen it before and will never see it again.
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
One is telling the truth. The other is lying. What's the clash?
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hell hath no fury like a retired father-in-law with his snowy driveway
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Something about the cold
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Something about the snow
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM