@mikecanjar.bsky.social
I write dumb jokes, so you don’t have to.
Myself, I feel very safe.
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Myself, I feel very safe.
laddies favorite vegetable was Collie flower.
August 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
laddies favorite vegetable was Collie flower.
Some of you never blew into a Nintendo cartridge and it shows!
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some of you never blew into a Nintendo cartridge and it shows!
I want to make a candle that smells like tuna fish sandwiches. I’d call it the tuna melt.
July 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I want to make a candle that smells like tuna fish sandwiches. I’d call it the tuna melt.
I don’t think Billy Greer is in Kansas anymore.
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don’t think Billy Greer is in Kansas anymore.
Do college graduates use degree deodorant?
July 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do college graduates use degree deodorant?
Does any one else wave goodbye to their turds as they give them a flush?
July 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Does any one else wave goodbye to their turds as they give them a flush?
I am going to erect a statue and place a no climbing sign and a no touching sign by it. I will call this statue the statue of limitations.
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am going to erect a statue and place a no climbing sign and a no touching sign by it. I will call this statue the statue of limitations.
If two lizards split up, is it an anolement?
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If two lizards split up, is it an anolement?
My friend lost both his feet to diabetes. I asked him how he felt after the amputation. Defeated, he said.
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My friend lost both his feet to diabetes. I asked him how he felt after the amputation. Defeated, he said.
Love T.K.O. By Teddy Pendergrass is baby making music.
June 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Love T.K.O. By Teddy Pendergrass is baby making music.
Archie Shepp is a monster of a sax player. Also I’ve become a sucker for good bell patterns.
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Archie Shepp is a monster of a sax player. Also I’ve become a sucker for good bell patterns.
Jerry Seinfeld is getting up there in age. Can’t wait for his new special #jerryatrics What’s up with retirement homes? Can I get a lo mein here? Guess I better move to Florida. Del Boca Vista or bust.
June 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Jerry Seinfeld is getting up there in age. Can’t wait for his new special #jerryatrics What’s up with retirement homes? Can I get a lo mein here? Guess I better move to Florida. Del Boca Vista or bust.
A bombing nation is an abomination.
June 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A bombing nation is an abomination.
Sarah Silverman’s new special post mortem was very touching as an adult orphan it was very relatable.
May 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sarah Silverman’s new special post mortem was very touching as an adult orphan it was very relatable.
I don’t like foxes, they’re too Fennecy.
May 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don’t like foxes, they’re too Fennecy.
Michael Jackson’s pronouns were Heee/Heee
May 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Michael Jackson’s pronouns were Heee/Heee
Simpsons, meet the Simpsons
They're the nuclear -age family
From the town of Springfield
They're a page right out of history #simpsons #flinstones
They're the nuclear -age family
From the town of Springfield
They're a page right out of history #simpsons #flinstones
May 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Simpsons, meet the Simpsons
They're the nuclear -age family
From the town of Springfield
They're a page right out of history #simpsons #flinstones
They're the nuclear -age family
From the town of Springfield
They're a page right out of history #simpsons #flinstones
I think the Simpsons need to parody the Flintstones. Simpsons meet the Simpsons from the town of Springfield….
May 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think the Simpsons need to parody the Flintstones. Simpsons meet the Simpsons from the town of Springfield….
I’m surprised my ass hasn’t grown any flowers with the amount of times I’ve soiled myself.
May 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m surprised my ass hasn’t grown any flowers with the amount of times I’ve soiled myself.
If Willow was remade i would cast Casey Rocket to play either Rool and Franjean,
May 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If Willow was remade i would cast Casey Rocket to play either Rool and Franjean,
I wonder what the roast of Trump would look like today compared to when it first aired on Comedy Central.
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I wonder what the roast of Trump would look like today compared to when it first aired on Comedy Central.
What did Eevee say to its variants at their gathering? I haven’t seen you guys in eons.
April 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What did Eevee say to its variants at their gathering? I haven’t seen you guys in eons.