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"I guess I just like liking things."
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mikeclist.bsky.social
Really enjoyed reading this. So many strong points confidently and clearly stated. Thank you.
a man in a green bow tie is holding a gizmo with its eyes closed
Alt: gizmo dances kinda. used as a celebration.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Yes. The only reason.

Well, that and likely thinking that the short program should be longer and the long program shorter.

Jokes. Always jokes.
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
White House press corps, I know some of you are shy, so let me help you get started. This isn't fifty questions--I could only fit twenty-one in alt text--but let me know if you need more!
Did you know that Trump himself had not posted the video when you defended it? Why would you accuse people who were offended by a racist video of lying about their reactions? What percentage of Trump's Truth Social posts are made by someone else? What percentage of Trump's Truth Social posts are made without his knowledge? How many people aside from Trump have access to his social media account? Who are those people? Which of Trump's other Truth Social posts were posted by someone else? How can anyone be sure that posts under Trump's name come from Trump? Why should anyone believe that this particular post did not come from Trump since it is consistent with his well-reported history of racist remarks and conduct? If people can't be sure any post is his, why should anyone take any post under his name either literally or seriously? What was the impulse for the staffer to make that post? Has the staffer been disciplined in any way? Will the staffer continue to have access to his account? What does it say about Trump's judgment that he would choose a staffer with this kind of judgment to have access to his account? Is the anonymous staffer a hastily invented concoction to which you pivoted once you realized that the story was going to outgrow your attempts to dismiss it? How do you react to the almost universal condemnation of the post? The President's late-night posting sprees are filled with lapses in taste and judgment as well as threats and pronouncements that go nowhere. What does that say about the President's emotional stability? What does it say about the President's honesty? What does it say about the President's credibility? Hasn't your own credibility been damaged by your defense of something widely seen as indefensible? What does it say about you that you were comfortable not only defending the video but attacking those who were offended by it? Doesn't the amount of lying Trump does, and that you do for him, undermine your ability to be trusted on anything?
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Alas, several of those may just be perks.

(I am sad. And tired. Appreciate you. You created some of my favorite distractions.)
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
They were trying to change how things got done ... in Chicago
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
They're too dumb to be properly insulted but fun for the audience just the same.
January 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Did you though?

youtube.com/watch?v=gWx6...
Receipt for Donut - Mitch Hedberg
YouTube video by Raymond Price
youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
So you've got the store hours and the location prominently above any relevant "scanner" news. Why not go the distance and include a coupon code or sales promotion?
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
I added several books to my queue based on the replies, trusting your followers. Thank you(se).
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
This is fully a joke, and I read/trust your reviews for how I spend my limited viewing time ...but are you able to do a top 10 of shows that wre the correct length in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Merry Happy Andy.

Hope you're enjoying making the stuff I enjoy and otherwise having a nice holiday season.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
I am one who thanks you every year. My family ... also is aware of you. 😀 I appreciate you enough for all of "em.
a young boy wearing a hat is standing in front of a sign that says merry christmas ya filthy animals
Alt: Kevin McCalkster says "merry christmas ya filthy animals"
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
I've missed your "sure did boss" format. Well revived.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Don't worry. You'll fuck this up AND fuck us over you incompetent, complicit hack.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
I may just be lucky, but the preserve settings button for live photo in the camera settings "sticks" for me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
... and then gave you a donut?
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Oh. Phew. For a moment based on your phrasing I thought they were at it again, and I want for your health and happiness.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
I remember when I got my first uMaster.

Did it not change your life?
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
mikeclist.bsky.social
Caimh McDonnell's Dublin Trilogy and related Bunny McGarry books are fun. Audiobooks add a layer of fun.
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
mikeclist.bsky.social
A chunk of our fan base did it. So glad he wasn't on the mound for the final outs.

Same with Castro, who turned out to be as big (bigger?) a POS.

Anyway. Good luck this postseason.
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM