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Mike Colarusso 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇪🇺
@mikecolarusso.bsky.social
Retired U.S. Army officer. Husband. Father. Educator. Anti-racist. Ally. Committed to social justice. Views are entirely my own.
“Trump University” or “Trump Steaks” vibes.
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Even she sounds incredulous of his responses.
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
“As funding is available?”
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
"With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, it is so ordered." 🔥
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
He learned this trick from JD.
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Q: "Why did you give your Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump?"

A: *inner monologue* "Because I want to be president of Venezuela."
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Isn’t a previously close friend of his constantly talking about “good genes?”
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“And we’re bringing our kids too.”
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Likely only MAGA watching it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
How do we get out of this stupidest of timelines…
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Sure he can: “Melody from Slovenkia.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM