Mike Conte
@mikeconte.com
Seattle/Barcelona/Mexico. Probably traveling.
Failed his way into another dimension. Criminal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Failed his way into another dimension. Criminal.
F1: “how can we make the racing more complicated and confusing?”
But at least it will be more expensive.
But at least it will be more expensive.
December 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
F1: “how can we make the racing more complicated and confusing?”
But at least it will be more expensive.
But at least it will be more expensive.
I really liked Dalton, and that he took the role seriously. No winking at the camera.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I really liked Dalton, and that he took the role seriously. No winking at the camera.
actually, those are cup holders.
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
actually, those are cup holders.
Stop making sense. Pack for Mars!
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stop making sense. Pack for Mars!
Yeah. Sort of always has.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yeah. Sort of always has.
That's how you fail a field sobriety test.
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That's how you fail a field sobriety test.
That's a 10% annual growth (CAGR). Impressive but not insane.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That's a 10% annual growth (CAGR). Impressive but not insane.
Finally. Next do Dr. Oz.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Finally. Next do Dr. Oz.
And if he keeps it up, so will I.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And if he keeps it up, so will I.
He finds caught criminals relatable.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He finds caught criminals relatable.
Take the cannoli. Leave the gun.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Take the cannoli. Leave the gun.
Hard to believe Elon approved this. Or that he’ll leave it be.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hard to believe Elon approved this. Or that he’ll leave it be.
And insert yourself a level above your competition so you can commoditize them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And insert yourself a level above your competition so you can commoditize them.