Mike DeMaria
@mikedemaria.bsky.social
Salesforce Developer. 20x Certified. Leader of the Syracuse Salesforce Devs community group. Northeast Dreamin' organizer. Double spaces after a stop. https://secondquestconsulting.com
You might be at dreamforce but I’m sitting here with Dunkin Donuts swag.
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You might be at dreamforce but I’m sitting here with Dunkin Donuts swag.
Real confidence inspiring when Trailhead tells you sometimes this stuff will just not work, and it turns out sometimes it just doesn't work.
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Real confidence inspiring when Trailhead tells you sometimes this stuff will just not work, and it turns out sometimes it just doesn't work.
Can't wait for quickbooks and turbotax to add an AI accountant to their product.
July 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can't wait for quickbooks and turbotax to add an AI accountant to their product.
One is from smells like teen spirit, the other from smells like nirvana. It's the same dude!
July 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
One is from smells like teen spirit, the other from smells like nirvana. It's the same dude!
Y'all put way too much trust in this gen ai thing. Any people say AGI is going to be here this decade?
June 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Y'all put way too much trust in this gen ai thing. Any people say AGI is going to be here this decade?
This new UI is a fucking joke.
June 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This new UI is a fucking joke.
A mini san fran at legoland. But its not the salesforce tower, it’s the Karl tower.
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A mini san fran at legoland. But its not the salesforce tower, it’s the Karl tower.
I am here…..
…and @mikemartin.me is not?
…and @mikemartin.me is not?
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I am here…..
…and @mikemartin.me is not?
…and @mikemartin.me is not?
Surprise. Yellow pages still being published.
May 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Surprise. Yellow pages still being published.
The new Captain Planet looks like he orders a $27 hamburger.
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The new Captain Planet looks like he orders a $27 hamburger.
Today is Free Comic Book day. Some shops are also doing deep discounts and giving away other things. I got 8 comics from the 80s for $1 and this blueprint of the excelsior class for free.
May 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Today is Free Comic Book day. Some shops are also doing deep discounts and giving away other things. I got 8 comics from the 80s for $1 and this blueprint of the excelsior class for free.
Please stop I want to plant vegetables soon.
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Please stop I want to plant vegetables soon.
Agentforce is boring.
April 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Agentforce is boring.
I have recently learned that you can make this more than once a year. Like there’s no law against it or anything, you can just do it in your home whenever you want. #foodforce
March 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have recently learned that you can make this more than once a year. Like there’s no law against it or anything, you can just do it in your home whenever you want. #foodforce
Just crossed a half million points on Trailhead.
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just crossed a half million points on Trailhead.
And some of you are letting this near your codebase.
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And some of you are letting this near your codebase.
While building out my org for Second Quest Consulting, I noticed that by default, the @salesforce.com security standards are considered "poor". Let's change that and make it secure by default.
ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...
ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
While building out my org for Second Quest Consulting, I noticed that by default, the @salesforce.com security standards are considered "poor". Let's change that and make it secure by default.
ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...
ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...
Sunday dinner. Turkey is often cheaper than you’d expect.
Roast half turkey breast, gravy, mashed carrots and snow peas. #foodforce
Roast half turkey breast, gravy, mashed carrots and snow peas. #foodforce
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sunday dinner. Turkey is often cheaper than you’d expect.
Roast half turkey breast, gravy, mashed carrots and snow peas. #foodforce
Roast half turkey breast, gravy, mashed carrots and snow peas. #foodforce
Brand new org. Out of the box, Salesforce gives you Salesforce with poor security, according to Salesforce. #NotOpenBSD
January 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Brand new org. Out of the box, Salesforce gives you Salesforce with poor security, according to Salesforce. #NotOpenBSD
Then don't put it in the list of release updates. Or rename it to "Do Not Touch This".
January 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Then don't put it in the list of release updates. Or rename it to "Do Not Touch This".
Coconut chicken curry for dinner tonight. The chilis were disappointing not spicy. #foodforce
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Coconut chicken curry for dinner tonight. The chilis were disappointing not spicy. #foodforce