Everything is a scam

Well this was a nice birthday present

Bren Al-Gaib

I cannot appropriately state my feelings about the passing of David Lynch with this measly character limit. His art literally changed me as a person, and set my path in a new direction. He was the greatest.

I don’t know why but whenever I get a brief hiatus from VCT I go all in on Dragon Ball Z.

Thanksgiving memory 2: first and only time at my mom/stepdad’s house. I set up an incredibly stocked bar in the mud room. Way too much drinking all around. One cousin lost the ability to speak. Grandma laughed through dinner and wobbled outside to bum cigarettes off her grandchildren.

Thanksgiving memory: when I was 13 or 14 I announced at the extended family get together that I was going to eat my age in plates. I got to nine before my father took the food away and dragged me from the table.