Mike.Escapee
@mikeescapee.bsky.social
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A butter knife designed by a population which is largely lactose intolerant is not designed with butter delivery in mind.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
A butter knife designed by a population which is largely lactose intolerant is not designed with butter delivery in mind.
This is not the Caturday I was hoping for!
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is not the Caturday I was hoping for!
What a way to find out today is Saturday.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What a way to find out today is Saturday.
Will he try and install Machado as his replacement?
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Will he try and install Machado as his replacement?
This calls FIFA's decision making into question.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
This calls FIFA's decision making into question.
Just waiting for Trump or Hegseth to declare it a Special Military Operation.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Just waiting for Trump or Hegseth to declare it a Special Military Operation.
FIFA are rapidly minting the FIFA War Leader Prize for Trump
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
FIFA are rapidly minting the FIFA War Leader Prize for Trump
He'll be awarded the FIFA War Leader Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
He'll be awarded the FIFA War Leader Prize.
America has fallen.
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
America has fallen.
Oh, he'll be back. He'll need to restock on negative responses to feed his nasty and intolerant leftist narrative.
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oh, he'll be back. He'll need to restock on negative responses to feed his nasty and intolerant leftist narrative.
Well, there is that.
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Well, there is that.
He's just Bluesky fishing. He'll grab his catch of negative responses then head off back to Twitter/X to show them off.
January 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
He's just Bluesky fishing. He'll grab his catch of negative responses then head off back to Twitter/X to show them off.
There's definitely a sneery 'who does this guy think he is?'
tone/know your place undercurrent.
tone/know your place undercurrent.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
There's definitely a sneery 'who does this guy think he is?'
tone/know your place undercurrent.
tone/know your place undercurrent.
He's just Bluesky fishing isn't he? Saying something provocatively dumb in a faux innocent, "just asking" way. Hoping to land some aggressive answers, then heading off back over to twitter with his catch.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
He's just Bluesky fishing isn't he? Saying something provocatively dumb in a faux innocent, "just asking" way. Hoping to land some aggressive answers, then heading off back over to twitter with his catch.
He's not asking in good faith.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
He's not asking in good faith.
Need to turn these draws into wins
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Need to turn these draws into wins
I'd buy a monorail from that guy!
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I'd buy a monorail from that guy!
Don't threaten me with a good time!
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Straight from a Wes Anderson film
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Straight from a Wes Anderson film
I see that The Ninja Turtles have made good on their promise to leave New York once Mamdani won.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I see that The Ninja Turtles have made good on their promise to leave New York once Mamdani won.