I’m running for President in 2028 and my only campaign promise is to send Stephen Miller to CECOT

Me: I am so cold. Body, do something!
My body: I’m on it! Here you go!
Me: Snot?
My body: Ooh here’s something else
Me: That was just more snot
My body: I got one more thing to try
Me: Is it different?
My body: It’s not

I am happy to personally pay for 8 months of Trump’s salary if he resigns now

Kyla stuck on a stopped Little Mermaid while Anika and I escaped. I hope she has a good day.

Ah! Why is Trump on at halftime? Turn it off quick!

Up at 4 AM this morning getting my Disneyworld Lightning Lanes. Previously up at 3 AM for dining reservations. Disneyworld doesn’t like it when I sleep.

Bird alert! Finley NWR was awesome with 1,000 tundra swans, California quail, and the regular acorn woodpeckers and white-tailed kite plus this new lifer for me, a white-throated sparrow

Never seen a college basketball court with two different conferences on it. If Oregon State keeps their momentum after beating Gonzaga and can knock off Washington State, do they get two league championships?

Our first meet with our Oregon State gymnastics season tickets is a win vs BYU. Cheers to Kyla for capturing this picture mid-flip