It’s Pronounced “Quokka”
@mikeflu.bsky.social
Animal lover, Policy Wonk, way-too-old gamer, golfer when my legs cooperate, occasional philosphizer. Childless cat dad.
Mexico will pay for the wall all over again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Mexico will pay for the wall all over again.
It could be the most intriguing matchup in the history of the game. If Collinsworth is on the mic I’d rather watch paint dry. He must have serious dirt on someone high up at NBC to keep his job. The most annoying, ignorant blowhard in the history of sports broadcasting.
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It could be the most intriguing matchup in the history of the game. If Collinsworth is on the mic I’d rather watch paint dry. He must have serious dirt on someone high up at NBC to keep his job. The most annoying, ignorant blowhard in the history of sports broadcasting.
Probably shouldn’t have had him killed, then.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Probably shouldn’t have had him killed, then.
I recommend it at least once. It’s not that difficult, but a little time consuming and totally worth it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I recommend it at least once. It’s not that difficult, but a little time consuming and totally worth it.
Do you make your gnocchi from scratch?
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Do you make your gnocchi from scratch?
The fuel efficiency below about 20k feet is horrible.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The fuel efficiency below about 20k feet is horrible.
Not nearly enough.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not nearly enough.
It could be the best matchup in NFL history, but if Collinsworth is calling the game I won’t tune in. There’s never been a more annoying, idiotic blowhard in sports broadcasting. He must have some serious dirt on someone high up in NBC to keep his job for so long.
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It could be the best matchup in NFL history, but if Collinsworth is calling the game I won’t tune in. There’s never been a more annoying, idiotic blowhard in sports broadcasting. He must have some serious dirt on someone high up in NBC to keep his job for so long.
Sooooo many of them could be Weird Little Guys subjects.
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sooooo many of them could be Weird Little Guys subjects.
Rolling Fuck vibes…
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Rolling Fuck vibes…
I just had some in the hospital with my knee replacement last week. It was wonderful.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just had some in the hospital with my knee replacement last week. It was wonderful.
They should arrest them and throw them in a swamp with no access to legal representation.
September 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
They should arrest them and throw them in a swamp with no access to legal representation.
This could have all been avoided if we had properly punished the confederacy.
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
This could have all been avoided if we had properly punished the confederacy.
AI is a scam.
September 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
AI is a scam.
Not a single mention of Kyle Konrady’s school record 63-yarder on ANY ESPN CFB show was a travesty.
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not a single mention of Kyle Konrady’s school record 63-yarder on ANY ESPN CFB show was a travesty.
Don’t burn the flag, fuck that thing!
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Don’t burn the flag, fuck that thing!
13 A does not unconditionally prohibit slavery.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
13 A does not unconditionally prohibit slavery.
No apology necessary. He did steal a helicopter once. He landed it in Johnny Cash’s yard to deliver his demo of Sunday Morning Coming Down, though. It worked!
August 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No apology necessary. He did steal a helicopter once. He landed it in Johnny Cash’s yard to deliver his demo of Sunday Morning Coming Down, though. It worked!
Kristopherson was never in combat. He was stationed in Germany, volunteered to go to Vietnam, but was not sent there. He was offered a teaching position at West Point, but resigned his commission instead.
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Kristopherson was never in combat. He was stationed in Germany, volunteered to go to Vietnam, but was not sent there. He was offered a teaching position at West Point, but resigned his commission instead.
Yep. It was Tina Fey. “I can see Russia from my house!”
August 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yep. It was Tina Fey. “I can see Russia from my house!”
Even AI punches down, like the shitheads who create it.
August 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Even AI punches down, like the shitheads who create it.
It’s definitely good for poisoning dumbfucks, too.
August 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s definitely good for poisoning dumbfucks, too.
He’s probably the only person who hung out with Epstein/Maxwell more than Trump.
August 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He’s probably the only person who hung out with Epstein/Maxwell more than Trump.
Republicans are the school shooter. Democrats are the Uvalde PD. All of us are the terrified kids hiding in closets, waiting for the inevitable.
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Republicans are the school shooter. Democrats are the Uvalde PD. All of us are the terrified kids hiding in closets, waiting for the inevitable.
Staking is an instaban. Creep.
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Staking is an instaban. Creep.