Michael
@mikeiam.bsky.social
Data geek by day, baking/travel/reading/video game geek (FFXIV mostly) by night.
he/him 🏳️🌈👬
Cincinnati (from central KY)
he/him 🏳️🌈👬
Cincinnati (from central KY)
I mean, "light the lamp, not the rat!" was truly ahead of its time.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I mean, "light the lamp, not the rat!" was truly ahead of its time.
Odo definitely knows how to give good oo-mox.
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Odo definitely knows how to give good oo-mox.
Which part of Ohio? Cincinnati's pretty nice, actually.
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Which part of Ohio? Cincinnati's pretty nice, actually.
Oh fuck this propaganda bullshit. Plus, the VP's eyeliner budget will wreck the economy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh fuck this propaganda bullshit. Plus, the VP's eyeliner budget will wreck the economy.
Bouche de noël with coffee flavored swiss buttercream filling and chocolate Swiss buttercream exterior
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bouche de noël with coffee flavored swiss buttercream filling and chocolate Swiss buttercream exterior
👀 respectfully and hoping you take a nice, long, hot shower
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
👀 respectfully and hoping you take a nice, long, hot shower
Favorite Anderson thread (from the bad place but posted elsewhere) mediachomp.com/hans-christi...
Hans Christian Andersen's Life Was Crazy
LOL! This extensive twitter thread goes into all the ways that the famous author Hans Christian Andersen's life was totally crazy.
mediachomp.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Favorite Anderson thread (from the bad place but posted elsewhere) mediachomp.com/hans-christi...
Alternate theory, people on the good list become Santas. People on the naughty list become krampuses .. krampi?..creamp..
How are they injecting it exactly?
How are they injecting it exactly?
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Alternate theory, people on the good list become Santas. People on the naughty list become krampuses .. krampi?..creamp..
How are they injecting it exactly?
How are they injecting it exactly?
(decaf coffee is a lie; it still contains small amounts of caffeine)
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
a woman in a purple dress says chins up in front of a group of people
Alt: a woman in a purple dress says chins up in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
(decaf coffee is a lie; it still contains small amounts of caffeine)
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor