mike
@mikejhemsley.bsky.social
White Vans man. Prize winning economist.
This is hilarious. No-one real cares about this.
'Mind-blowing' - BBC correspondents react as OBR releases Budget details early
'Mind-blowing' - BBC correspondents react as OBR releases Budget details early
In the lead up to the Chancellor delivering her Budget, the Office for Budget Responsibility published their report early in error.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is hilarious. No-one real cares about this.
IT'S GREAT
Our record, WISHER, is finally out today. Proudest we’ve ever been of a release.
Links to the record, vinyl, merch, and tour tix are all in our bio. Thank you to everyone who’s ever supported us on this crazy journey. Share this album with everyone you know <3
Links to the record, vinyl, merch, and tour tix are all in our bio. Thank you to everyone who’s ever supported us on this crazy journey. Share this album with everyone you know <3
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
IT'S GREAT
What a fucking record. 2025 is saved.
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What a fucking record. 2025 is saved.
Friends fear he’s listening to this for the second time in two days.
My album of 2025 is the 100 minute/22 song 23 year career-spanning Coheed and Cambria playlist I made of my fantasy setlist for the show of theirs I’d fund if I ever won the EuroMillions. It has an interval after 10 songs and an encore after 19. It’s utterly perfect and I am incredibly cool.
Spotify – Web Player
spotify.link
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Friends fear he’s listening to this for the second time in two days.
The country will never see any of the money linked to this company. Meanwhile, tax rises and record profits.
Mone-linked firm PPE Medpro owes £39m in tax
Mone-linked firm PPE Medpro owes £39m in tax
Administrator's report shows firm owes £39m to HMRC on top of £148m owed to Department of Health
www.bbc.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The country will never see any of the money linked to this company. Meanwhile, tax rises and record profits.
Mamdani Megamix on in the office. And by that I mean we've had The Strokes followed by Nas. I'm fine with it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Mamdani Megamix on in the office. And by that I mean we've had The Strokes followed by Nas. I'm fine with it.
I love this.
I'm just reading the news and hang on, there's a NEW York?
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I love this.
To everyone thinking the guy being a British national will foil the racists, go take a look at Twitter. They're all very predictably beside themselves with glee that he's black. There's never been any layers or nuance to the pricks. They're not going to suddenly question their immediate reaction.
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
To everyone thinking the guy being a British national will foil the racists, go take a look at Twitter. They're all very predictably beside themselves with glee that he's black. There's never been any layers or nuance to the pricks. They're not going to suddenly question their immediate reaction.
My album of 2025 is the 100 minute/22 song 23 year career-spanning Coheed and Cambria playlist I made of my fantasy setlist for the show of theirs I’d fund if I ever won the EuroMillions. It has an interval after 10 songs and an encore after 19. It’s utterly perfect and I am incredibly cool.
Spotify – Web Player
spotify.link
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My album of 2025 is the 100 minute/22 song 23 year career-spanning Coheed and Cambria playlist I made of my fantasy setlist for the show of theirs I’d fund if I ever won the EuroMillions. It has an interval after 10 songs and an encore after 19. It’s utterly perfect and I am incredibly cool.
Right, fuck off with all the spoopy shit, you barrage of pricks. Halloween is over. You can all stop desperately wanting to be American, pretending fancy dress isn’t god awful horseshit, and thinking liking skeletons makes you interesting. Fuck it all off forever.
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Right, fuck off with all the spoopy shit, you barrage of pricks. Halloween is over. You can all stop desperately wanting to be American, pretending fancy dress isn’t god awful horseshit, and thinking liking skeletons makes you interesting. Fuck it all off forever.
Happy to confirm that, on being asked for two-factor authentication to login to a website, I responded out-loud with the customary "oh fuck off, it doesn't fucking matter".
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy to confirm that, on being asked for two-factor authentication to login to a website, I responded out-loud with the customary "oh fuck off, it doesn't fucking matter".
A week late to the party because the algo failed me yet again, but the new @thisispollyanna.bsky.social album Weirdo is an absolute vibe. Get all over it
Pollyanna - Weirdo
Out now on I Surrender Records
pollyanna.ffm.to
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A week late to the party because the algo failed me yet again, but the new @thisispollyanna.bsky.social album Weirdo is an absolute vibe. Get all over it
Brexit happened, Johnson happened, Trump happened twice (albeit up against what?), Corbyn got walloped. If Mamdani wins, I'll be delighted for New York, but also absolutely fucking staggered.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Brexit happened, Johnson happened, Trump happened twice (albeit up against what?), Corbyn got walloped. If Mamdani wins, I'll be delighted for New York, but also absolutely fucking staggered.
Or you could all just make less money? You know, how ‘we’re all in it together’? Still, at least it all helps with Labour’s obsession with GROWTH and the money will definitely trickle down.
Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.
Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.
Tax rises could push food prices higher, warn supermarkets
Tax rises could push food prices higher, warn supermarkets
The bosses of the UK's largest supermarkets warn the chancellor against imposing higher taxes on the industry.
www.bbc.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Or you could all just make less money? You know, how ‘we’re all in it together’? Still, at least it all helps with Labour’s obsession with GROWTH and the money will definitely trickle down.
Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.
Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.
It is far too early for me to process this. Horrendous news
Limp Bizkit bassist Sam Rivers dies aged 48
www.bbc.co.uk
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It is far too early for me to process this. Horrendous news
I don't want tedious search term cunts to find me, but the story being framed as Innocent Fans Unjustly Banned when it should be Ban All Country X's Sports Teams From Everything Because Of All The Genoc1de very neatly sums up just how fucked everything is.
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't want tedious search term cunts to find me, but the story being framed as Innocent Fans Unjustly Banned when it should be Ban All Country X's Sports Teams From Everything Because Of All The Genoc1de very neatly sums up just how fucked everything is.
This again.
Me at work at the minute except I didn’t assemble any of the team
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This again.
Bit earlier this morning where I was awake briefly and I could hear the dog dreaming before I fell back asleep and let me tell you lads, it never ceases to be the best thing of all time
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Bit earlier this morning where I was awake briefly and I could hear the dog dreaming before I fell back asleep and let me tell you lads, it never ceases to be the best thing of all time
Bands. And. Or. Festivals. Stop. Using. Videos. To. Announce. Tour. Dates. Or. Lineups.
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bands. And. Or. Festivals. Stop. Using. Videos. To. Announce. Tour. Dates. Or. Lineups.
Flu jab day, as I was absolutely riddled with seemingly never-ending colds last year, including The Big One Which Was Probably Actually Covid And Which Ruined Christmas. Fully prepared for it to do nothing whatsoever.
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Flu jab day, as I was absolutely riddled with seemingly never-ending colds last year, including The Big One Which Was Probably Actually Covid And Which Ruined Christmas. Fully prepared for it to do nothing whatsoever.
*Place Your Hands by Reef plays*
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*Place Your Hands by Reef plays*
Me at work at the minute except I didn’t assemble any of the team
October 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me at work at the minute except I didn’t assemble any of the team
The government's obsession with GROWTH is trickle down economics which does nothing to actually assist people with living an affordably enjoyable life. This is not going to get better.
What a £5 coffee (or a £100 Pizza Express) tells us about a changing Britain | Gaby Hinsliff
What a £5 coffee (or a £100 Pizza Express) tells us about a changing Britain | Gaby Hinsliff
For many Gen Xers, it feels like we’re sliding back towards the land of our childhoods: where eating out was for special occasions, and Thermoses were king, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The government's obsession with GROWTH is trickle down economics which does nothing to actually assist people with living an affordably enjoyable life. This is not going to get better.
This is some real "you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa" stuff.
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
October 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This is some real "you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa" stuff.