mike jolkovski
mikejolk.bsky.social
mike jolkovski
@mikejolk.bsky.social
Psychoanalyst, Woodwind player, bon vivant. If I’m following you, it’s probably because you said something clever.

I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream.

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“Whereof one cannot speak without being a complete piece of shit, thereof one must remain silent”

Ludwig Wittgenstein’s first draft
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don’t believe “eve’s apple” is a Catholic thing. Just seems wrong. It wasn’t hers anyway (according to legend).
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I want to hear the AI-generated podcast that results from using the 200 word summary of a human-generated podcast as the AI prompt. And then the 10th iteration of this process. Kind of a William Basinski disintegration loops project for knowledge.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s good to see that Peugeot is still committed to being weird as shit
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bingo
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by mike jolkovski
the fight is over who to be racist towards, and how to express it publicly
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Haldol is also used to quiet people who have dementia and become agitated, abusive or combative. I suppose that fits into the category of “rowdy as hell”. It’s not surprising a cruise ship has it on hand.
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They keep trying to sell me access to my own articles
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sorry you hate your mom, Bobby
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The o’hare marathon
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The communion wafers are unconsecrated so they are the metaphysical equivalent of store gift cards that have no money on them yet.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It was created as a “National Cultural Center” by Eisenhower beginning in 1955 and continued by JFK. It wasn’t conceived to aggrandize anyone. If that pustule grabs it and names it after himself we should rename it after a local artist. Gil Scott-Heron or Roberta Flack. Or after nobody.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Agreed. But I wish that, since Gilligan is from RVA, he would make something that would explore the subterranean gothic darkness of that place. He could do it. Maybe that’s what he’s doing, displaced to ABQ.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM