The Whitest Mike You Know
@mikejstarks.bsky.social
No one is sadder than a bastard who doesn't share joy with others.
Maybe Trump will shoot him on 5th avenue and nobody will bat an eye
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Maybe Trump will shoot him on 5th avenue and nobody will bat an eye
How to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Knife in Your Back
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Knife in Your Back
I'm sold 😋
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm sold 😋
You know RFK jr is outta that room like a shot if someone starts showing symptoms 😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You know RFK jr is outta that room like a shot if someone starts showing symptoms 😂
"The pursuit of work-life balance can also cause mental distress, Jeff Karp, a professor of biomedical engineering at Harvard Medical School and MIT, told CNBC Make It in September 2024."
PuRsUiNg WoRk-LiFe BaLaNcE cAuSeS mEnTaL dIsTrEsS 🤪
PuRsUiNg WoRk-LiFe BaLaNcE cAuSeS mEnTaL dIsTrEsS 🤪
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"The pursuit of work-life balance can also cause mental distress, Jeff Karp, a professor of biomedical engineering at Harvard Medical School and MIT, told CNBC Make It in September 2024."
PuRsUiNg WoRk-LiFe BaLaNcE cAuSeS mEnTaL dIsTrEsS 🤪
PuRsUiNg WoRk-LiFe BaLaNcE cAuSeS mEnTaL dIsTrEsS 🤪
For a second I thought, hmm, could be butternut squash. Checked the alt text though. Cantaloupe?? 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For a second I thought, hmm, could be butternut squash. Checked the alt text though. Cantaloupe?? 😂
They like to pretend the military is apolitical, but that's not really possible. Everyone is trying to uphold their values to the best of their own ability.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
They like to pretend the military is apolitical, but that's not really possible. Everyone is trying to uphold their values to the best of their own ability.
Damn, that's rough. Is @swiftmoonphoto a friend of yours or someone you know? I admire the courage it took to do that. I fear that most would not.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Damn, that's rough. Is @swiftmoonphoto a friend of yours or someone you know? I admire the courage it took to do that. I fear that most would not.
Somewhere deep in the family archives I've got a baby photo of me barely awake and wearing a jumper and miniature cowboy boots, courtesy of my grandpa. That's how I remember he loved me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Somewhere deep in the family archives I've got a baby photo of me barely awake and wearing a jumper and miniature cowboy boots, courtesy of my grandpa. That's how I remember he loved me.
Nice of you to launder it for them though
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Nice of you to launder it for them though
I think you'll find pockets of difficult people who don't want shrimp tails in their cereal, but the block list feature makes it handy to keep them out of your timeline. Just follow the "shrimp tails as breakfast cereal Haters" list and block all
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think you'll find pockets of difficult people who don't want shrimp tails in their cereal, but the block list feature makes it handy to keep them out of your timeline. Just follow the "shrimp tails as breakfast cereal Haters" list and block all
Nailed it
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nailed it
Ape-er-cot
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ape-er-cot
Then again, they probably don't care that much about optics. I've seen some of these bumper stickers, and it's pretty hard to get over how gross the sentiment is.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Then again, they probably don't care that much about optics. I've seen some of these bumper stickers, and it's pretty hard to get over how gross the sentiment is.
I get that it's disingenuous, and they'll arbitrarily decide who is or isn't a "pedophile". But I think the message there kinda relies on there being an underlying hatred of pedophiles that leads regular people to sort of tacitly endorse it. It looks a lot worse when they protect ACTUAL pedophiles.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I get that it's disingenuous, and they'll arbitrarily decide who is or isn't a "pedophile". But I think the message there kinda relies on there being an underlying hatred of pedophiles that leads regular people to sort of tacitly endorse it. It looks a lot worse when they protect ACTUAL pedophiles.
What a life
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
What a life
What if it's just vaguely tied up in that? Like, I hate you because I don't want your kind to exist, but when I look at you personally I make up excuses and say you're "one of the good ones"
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What if it's just vaguely tied up in that? Like, I hate you because I don't want your kind to exist, but when I look at you personally I make up excuses and say you're "one of the good ones"
U trik ME 👿
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
U trik ME 👿
Train it badly
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Train it badly
Get excited, we all need something to celebrate!
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Get excited, we all need something to celebrate!