He was a g8r boi, he said see ya later alligator
September 11, 2023 at 9:32 PM
He was a g8r boi, he said see ya later alligator
Idk who needs to hear this but chickens *can* get pregnant from anal
September 7, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but chickens *can* get pregnant from anal
One of my favorite things to do is get silly in a group text with my wife’s family
September 6, 2023 at 10:51 PM
One of my favorite things to do is get silly in a group text with my wife’s family
The drain in Maine is mainly in the vein
September 4, 2023 at 2:19 AM
The drain in Maine is mainly in the vein
All due respect to James Buffett I just don’t think anyone should be allowed to wear madras shorts on stage
September 2, 2023 at 3:43 PM
All due respect to James Buffett I just don’t think anyone should be allowed to wear madras shorts on stage
Why does Elmo have a swastika on his shirt
August 24, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Why does Elmo have a swastika on his shirt
Who is the only other guy besides Mike Love to appear on at least two Beach Boys records and wear a hat with his own name on it?
If you guessed chicken pickin’ guitar legend James Burton, you’re absolutely right!
If you guessed chicken pickin’ guitar legend James Burton, you’re absolutely right!
August 23, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Who is the only other guy besides Mike Love to appear on at least two Beach Boys records and wear a hat with his own name on it?
If you guessed chicken pickin’ guitar legend James Burton, you’re absolutely right!
If you guessed chicken pickin’ guitar legend James Burton, you’re absolutely right!
Drink coffee is easily my second favorite thing to do in bed after sex with my wife
August 21, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Drink coffee is easily my second favorite thing to do in bed after sex with my wife
When you scroll past one of those 8 part slideshow posts on Instagram and then it keeps showing up until you’ve seen the whole thing, that’s feed harassment
August 20, 2023 at 6:24 PM
When you scroll past one of those 8 part slideshow posts on Instagram and then it keeps showing up until you’ve seen the whole thing, that’s feed harassment
What’s up?
August 14, 2023 at 2:23 PM
What’s up?
Hungover like a horse
August 13, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Hungover like a horse
Know what I mean, cookies and cream
August 10, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Know what I mean, cookies and cream
The finest silks
August 9, 2023 at 11:49 AM
The finest silks
Was just watching Tom goes to the mayor and my wife thought it was porn
August 9, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Was just watching Tom goes to the mayor and my wife thought it was porn
If there’s a children’s book writer’s strike I will gladly scab if it means that no one has to read the word “exclaimed” again
August 8, 2023 at 12:20 PM
If there’s a children’s book writer’s strike I will gladly scab if it means that no one has to read the word “exclaimed” again
I’m the totopopotamus, my chips are bottomless
August 5, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I’m the totopopotamus, my chips are bottomless
Who the fuck does this guy think he is anyway
August 3, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Who the fuck does this guy think he is anyway
Sherbet is short for sherbert
August 2, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Sherbet is short for sherbert
Mike Love will take her apology now
August 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Mike Love will take her apology now
Mike Love not GWAR
August 2, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Mike Love not GWAR
Two mutuals becoming shitposters
August 2, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Two mutuals becoming shitposters
Two shitposters becoming mutuals
August 2, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Two shitposters becoming mutuals