I’ve often thought about the time spent on the >85% unsuccessful grant applications for NIH funding, and that if the applicants had instead spent that time masturbating that would have literally been a more productive use of their time.

Just how smol are they? Banana for scale?

Que inventen ellos! (con nuestros postdocs)

Hi! Can you add me as a contributor?
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Thank you!

You could ask @cthulhufthagn.bsky.social, but if you value your sanity just go along with the explanation that Bono is talking about NYC