mikemacrae.bsky.social
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The fact that my kid needs neither glasses nor braces is mind boggling. Like, his mom and my fucked up genes somehow canceled each other out. The chances of that happening seem very slim!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I mean, it just makes more sense given biological realities
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Josh Brolin as George Washington is such a bad choice
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
People posting about the American revolution doc are burying the lede: Bernard Bailyn is still alive? And in this?!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael Shannon is Serious David Letterman
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Believe you me this is going to be the most insane thing on television
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's kind of exciting to experience the collapse of the Roman Republic and the fall of the Roman empire simultaneously
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Jiffy Lube guy presenting the dip stick like an oil sommelier. Yes my good man, that will do just fine.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have no idea about the historical accuracy of “Death By Lightning” (grave doubts) but any time I get to see Michael Shannon portray a character with an inspiring moral center it’s like getting a deep tissue massage
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Snootily correcting people by saying that nepobabies is actually pronounced neh-POE-buh-bees
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thinking about the most famous bed I've ever seen in person. Shakespeare gave it a shout out in Twelfth Night. Unfortunately they don't let you get in it, but still a helluva bed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We are 1-2 weeks away from Nancy Mace stripping down naked on the House floor in a full on Michael Clayton style breakdown
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Excuse me Mr. Mamdani but the real victims of 9/11 were the sitcom "That's My Bush" on Comedy Central
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One time I recognized the song used during the closing credits of a hip, cool HBO show and I've been chasing that high ever since
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is cable television aware that there are scary movies other than “Halloween” (1978)
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You shouldn’t be voting for people with tattoos anyway
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
After that Louvre heist the EEE-AWW EEE-AWW Eurosirens must have been off the charts
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Saw a pizza get delivered in a movie and got excited as a Pavlovian response
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In my late 40s and somehow watching The Lost Boys for the first time in my life
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Shut up about your air fryer
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Didn't know we could fat-shame our way out of fascism, but there's been a lot of surprises lately I guess:

www.fox26houston.com/news/texas-n...
Texas National Guard members removed from 60-day Illinois deployment for failing 'mission requirements'
The Texas National Guard confirmed the replacement of seven service members from an Illinois mission following a viral photo that sparked fitness criticism.
www.fox26houston.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We got so distracted as a society that we somehow allowed a remake of fucking "Amadeus" to get made
October 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
watched the first ep of that Ed Gein show last night and that will be quite enough of that, thank you
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
*me crawling into an indoor fort made of pillows and blankets, to a couple of little kids playing with flashlights* just so you know this is the most fun you will ever have in your life
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It is sort of strange that Indiana Jones named himself after his favorite childhood dog. Like, the dog died and he said "i am that dog now"
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM