I never even realised I had a monkey ass mind until I stepped out and had a look. Then I noticed others, standing there, staring at theirs. You're right!

The time is neigh!

Welcome to civilised social media.

Too much cocaine rots your septum. Be warned kids!

Bring back the waxed moustache and starched collars I say.

I never doubted your credentials. I merely stressed why neither is literally accurate. Monty Python's Flying Circus neither flew nor was it a circus, just as no saddles were burned in Blazing Saddles. It's humour.

Ornithology is a branch of zoology concerning study of birds. Birding is observing wild birds in their natural environment. This project is a tongue in cheek illustrated play on words. Therefore neither description would be factually correct but it's humour where the former suits the final product.

Thanks. All love, praise and appreciation will be stored in my fuel tank.

I looked at that site and managed to miss that page - thanks - greatly appreciated. Now for 12 birds and 12 quirky drawings!