MikeIke
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The same folks in the U.S. and U.K. who spend all day jumping up and down screaming about transgender athletes and men in women’s bathrooms have no issue with their daughters being exploited by Elon Musk. The definition of hypocrisy.
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The same folks in the U.S. and U.K. who spend all day jumping up and down screaming about transgender athletes and men in women’s bathrooms have no issue with their daughters being exploited by Elon Musk. The definition of hypocrisy.
Kind of funny to hear Collinsworth talk about Aaron Rogers abilities as “surgical” when the man doesn’t believe in any medical advances since the 1890s.
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Kind of funny to hear Collinsworth talk about Aaron Rogers abilities as “surgical” when the man doesn’t believe in any medical advances since the 1890s.
If dipshits keep qualifying their criticisms of this illegal raid and kidnapping with “but maduro wasn’t a good guy etc etc” then Luigi should be allowed to use the approval ratings of health insurers as part of his legal defense.
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If dipshits keep qualifying their criticisms of this illegal raid and kidnapping with “but maduro wasn’t a good guy etc etc” then Luigi should be allowed to use the approval ratings of health insurers as part of his legal defense.
None of the conservative talk radio stations in my market are carrying this idiot’s speech, they stuck with their Saturday infomercial schedule.
In an ironic twist the only ones playing it are the two public radio stations.
In an ironic twist the only ones playing it are the two public radio stations.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
None of the conservative talk radio stations in my market are carrying this idiot’s speech, they stuck with their Saturday infomercial schedule.
In an ironic twist the only ones playing it are the two public radio stations.
In an ironic twist the only ones playing it are the two public radio stations.
Hand up guys, I was just impressed with how he fired Dee Snider for not selling enough dog cupcakes, I never thought he’d make this big of a mess.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hand up guys, I was just impressed with how he fired Dee Snider for not selling enough dog cupcakes, I never thought he’d make this big of a mess.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
By my measure the skill AI has mastered the quickest is locating the exact spot on websites and apps to put their buttons so that I accidentally click them
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
By my measure the skill AI has mastered the quickest is locating the exact spot on websites and apps to put their buttons so that I accidentally click them
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
Jake, Paul, Anthony, Joshua. The four gospels
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jake, Paul, Anthony, Joshua. The four gospels
No one asked but here’s my case for LBJ being the first millennial president:
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No one asked but here’s my case for LBJ being the first millennial president:
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Will Smith with the big hit that lit up Los Angeles you say?
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Will Smith with the big hit that lit up Los Angeles you say?
Pitching a show about people living with lactose intolerance.
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pitching a show about people living with lactose intolerance.
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Trump spent a few weeks contemplating his own mortality, the afterlife etc. But, skimming from the government funded construction of a ballroom no one wants and seeing the Gambino family in the news will fire up the 1981 hemisphere in his brain and he won’t think about his own death for months.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trump spent a few weeks contemplating his own mortality, the afterlife etc. But, skimming from the government funded construction of a ballroom no one wants and seeing the Gambino family in the news will fire up the 1981 hemisphere in his brain and he won’t think about his own death for months.
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I believe the AI that created Cuomo’s slop ads stole the facial structure of Robert Davi. Either that, or their faces and politics are rapidly racing toward each other in some sort of Italian Singularity.
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I believe the AI that created Cuomo’s slop ads stole the facial structure of Robert Davi. Either that, or their faces and politics are rapidly racing toward each other in some sort of Italian Singularity.
The great dilemma of our time is teaching people that National Review’s archives being nearly inaccessible and things like this are directly related and not independent aberrations. But ChatGPT just turned on horny mode so the task gets more difficult by the minute.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The great dilemma of our time is teaching people that National Review’s archives being nearly inaccessible and things like this are directly related and not independent aberrations. But ChatGPT just turned on horny mode so the task gets more difficult by the minute.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
George: I told her I was one of the founders of Antifa.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
George: I told her I was one of the founders of Antifa.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
The term “alternative medicine” is funny because medicine is defined as the treatment and prevention of disease and alternative means another possibility so when you put them together you’re saying you choose a possibility other than the treatment and prevention of diseases.
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The term “alternative medicine” is funny because medicine is defined as the treatment and prevention of disease and alternative means another possibility so when you put them together you’re saying you choose a possibility other than the treatment and prevention of diseases.
We’ve finally answered the question of what it would look like to be handed control of the FBI at the same time you start streaming season three of Sons of Anarchy.
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We’ve finally answered the question of what it would look like to be handed control of the FBI at the same time you start streaming season three of Sons of Anarchy.
Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
Watching closely for a boomerang effect where a bunch of MAGA weirdo moms abuse Tylenol in hopes their kids are good at computer.
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Watching closely for a boomerang effect where a bunch of MAGA weirdo moms abuse Tylenol in hopes their kids are good at computer.
Every time Tirico says “Skattebo” it feels like he’s doing and Adam Sandler line
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every time Tirico says “Skattebo” it feels like he’s doing and Adam Sandler line