Mike Morey
@mikemorey.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Writer, VFX artist, Proud Newfoundlander, unqualified political pundit, hater of cooked carrots (Russian plot), recovered Albertan (I'm watching you, Smith!), dated Trudeau in college (up to you to figure out which one). Whew! That was hard.
Dear Albertans, you have an alternative to Smith's MAGA mooks in the next election. The Alberta Party, soon to be rebranded as the Progressive Conservative Party of AB, is a proper conservative alternative. Open your eyes and pay attention. If you support Smith, move to the US.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Dear Albertans, you have an alternative to Smith's MAGA mooks in the next election. The Alberta Party, soon to be rebranded as the Progressive Conservative Party of AB, is a proper conservative alternative. Open your eyes and pay attention. If you support Smith, move to the US.
Please do not release the tapes of Trump having sex with many young women. It's enough to know they exist without triggering our gag reflex by making us listen to them. Thank you in advance.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Please do not release the tapes of Trump having sex with many young women. It's enough to know they exist without triggering our gag reflex by making us listen to them. Thank you in advance.
Dear Russia, I no longer require 'CLoud_Notification, final warning!' emails from you. I get it. My photos and videos will no longer be stored. I consider myself warned. Feel free to move on.
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dear Russia, I no longer require 'CLoud_Notification, final warning!' emails from you. I get it. My photos and videos will no longer be stored. I consider myself warned. Feel free to move on.
Sure, Trump lies. You don't expect otherwise. But I'm sorry to say that if you think Schumer will do the right thing, look at his predictable record.
September 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sure, Trump lies. You don't expect otherwise. But I'm sorry to say that if you think Schumer will do the right thing, look at his predictable record.
Trump has ordered Bondi to get Letterman a job on late night so he can get him fired for calling him a dictator.
September 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Trump has ordered Bondi to get Letterman a job on late night so he can get him fired for calling him a dictator.
Antifa is cleverly disguised as food trucks in Portland. Gravy on the side.
September 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Antifa is cleverly disguised as food trucks in Portland. Gravy on the side.
Before you put your placards back in the closet, maybe you should get Colbert his job back.
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Before you put your placards back in the closet, maybe you should get Colbert his job back.
The only great thing that happened in the US this week is escalatorgate.
September 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The only great thing that happened in the US this week is escalatorgate.
Just cancelled my Disney + subscription. When they asked why, I told them it was because they cancelled Jimmy K. Fuck Disney and ABC.
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just cancelled my Disney + subscription. When they asked why, I told them it was because they cancelled Jimmy K. Fuck Disney and ABC.
Once all the late night shows are cancelled, what the heck is anyone going to watch on these tired, boring national networks? We've already abandoned their news channels. Prime time is a joke. In these dark times, comedy was our only remaining hope. Asking for an American friend.
September 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Once all the late night shows are cancelled, what the heck is anyone going to watch on these tired, boring national networks? We've already abandoned their news channels. Prime time is a joke. In these dark times, comedy was our only remaining hope. Asking for an American friend.
Now Jimmy can move to Canada and take up his formal role as the mayor of Dildo, NL. Welcome home sir.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Now Jimmy can move to Canada and take up his formal role as the mayor of Dildo, NL. Welcome home sir.
Why aren't South Korea, Japan and Germany evicting US military installations? It can't be safe to support them any longer.
September 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why aren't South Korea, Japan and Germany evicting US military installations? It can't be safe to support them any longer.
Kirk: ”Kirk to Enterprise! Beam me up!"
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September 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Kirk: ”Kirk to Enterprise! Beam me up!"
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Dear Canadians, Ford has a right to speak unkindly of Poilievre. They do not belong to the same party. Ford is a conservative, PP is a MAGA. Don't be fooled by his party's name.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Dear Canadians, Ford has a right to speak unkindly of Poilievre. They do not belong to the same party. Ford is a conservative, PP is a MAGA. Don't be fooled by his party's name.
Trumpf got his wish. The mainstream media is no longer talking about Epstein. Way to go.
August 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Trumpf got his wish. The mainstream media is no longer talking about Epstein. Way to go.
Now that the CDC is no longer looking for pathogens in their food supply, all the more reason for Canada to ban the import of US food, especially but not exclusively produce.
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now that the CDC is no longer looking for pathogens in their food supply, all the more reason for Canada to ban the import of US food, especially but not exclusively produce.
Dear writers of film, tv and print, it's time to let go of the 'retired assassin' story. It belongs in a remote pasture with angels, zombies and vampires. You're next, Superheroes.
August 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dear writers of film, tv and print, it's time to let go of the 'retired assassin' story. It belongs in a remote pasture with angels, zombies and vampires. You're next, Superheroes.
The Canadian provinces may put US liquor back on our shelves, but that doesn't mean we'll buy it. Sorry, America. There's no turning back for us.
August 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Canadian provinces may put US liquor back on our shelves, but that doesn't mean we'll buy it. Sorry, America. There's no turning back for us.
Maybe Woody Allen and Snoop Dog should travel to Moscow together, book an AirBnB, hang out with like-minded arseholes for a few years.
August 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Maybe Woody Allen and Snoop Dog should travel to Moscow together, book an AirBnB, hang out with like-minded arseholes for a few years.
Those of you using AI voice overs for your videos, just so you know, it's just not good enough yet. I won't sit through bumbling narration with emphases and pauses in all the wrong places. I heard one call P.E.I. (Prince Edward Island, for you yanks), "Pei" (pay). Not good enough.
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Those of you using AI voice overs for your videos, just so you know, it's just not good enough yet. I won't sit through bumbling narration with emphases and pauses in all the wrong places. I heard one call P.E.I. (Prince Edward Island, for you yanks), "Pei" (pay). Not good enough.
Obama says read this book:
www.amazon.ca/Circular-Roa...
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Circular Road
Circular Road: Morey, Mike: 9781300228493: Books - Amazon.ca
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August 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Obama says read this book:
www.amazon.ca/Circular-Roa...
www.amazon.ca/Circular-Roa...
A hundred years from now, college students will cite Trump stealing a FIFA trophy as the single event, among so many crimes, that defines what was fundamentally wrong with Trump’s character.
August 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A hundred years from now, college students will cite Trump stealing a FIFA trophy as the single event, among so many crimes, that defines what was fundamentally wrong with Trump’s character.
August 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Dear US, communism is not the boogeyman, it’s a political and economic ideology that aims to eliminate social classes and inequality. It’s as susceptible to corruption as other forms of government, as demonstrated by the USSR. America has now demonstrated that democracy, too, is wholly corruptible.
July 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Dear US, communism is not the boogeyman, it’s a political and economic ideology that aims to eliminate social classes and inequality. It’s as susceptible to corruption as other forms of government, as demonstrated by the USSR. America has now demonstrated that democracy, too, is wholly corruptible.
Maybe if we call Trump "PP" (President Pedo), we can kill 2 dirty birds with the same stone. We're coming for you, Canadian PP.
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Maybe if we call Trump "PP" (President Pedo), we can kill 2 dirty birds with the same stone. We're coming for you, Canadian PP.