Mike Nyland
@mikenyland.bsky.social
I have two bets on the coin toss. Heads and SEA wins…
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I have two bets on the coin toss. Heads and SEA wins…
I did my taxes, and once again I smile because my 401k is fully funded; I still netted more than I grossed at my last job, AND I don’t have to work there.
#WorstBossEver
#WorstBossEver
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I did my taxes, and once again I smile because my 401k is fully funded; I still netted more than I grossed at my last job, AND I don’t have to work there.
#WorstBossEver
#WorstBossEver
Devices need an optional countdown warning before the battery dies. It’s too easy to get distracted and forget 5%.
30…29…28…27…I REALLY MEAN IT I’LL SHUT OFF..24…23…
30…29…28…27…I REALLY MEAN IT I’LL SHUT OFF..24…23…
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Devices need an optional countdown warning before the battery dies. It’s too easy to get distracted and forget 5%.
30…29…28…27…I REALLY MEAN IT I’LL SHUT OFF..24…23…
30…29…28…27…I REALLY MEAN IT I’LL SHUT OFF..24…23…
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A 2 hour pregame show for 2 games…not counting whatever Prime has scheduled for its subscribers.
Let’s broadcast crap filler!
I can’t with CBS NFL.
Let’s broadcast crap filler!
I can’t with CBS NFL.
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
A 2 hour pregame show for 2 games…not counting whatever Prime has scheduled for its subscribers.
Let’s broadcast crap filler!
I can’t with CBS NFL.
Let’s broadcast crap filler!
I can’t with CBS NFL.
Checked webcams. DC has a couple inches it looks like, but Philly is clear so far.
I hope everyone is warm and safe.
I hope everyone is warm and safe.
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Checked webcams. DC has a couple inches it looks like, but Philly is clear so far.
I hope everyone is warm and safe.
I hope everyone is warm and safe.
Reposted by Mike Nyland
The president's threat to impose tariffs on countries that oppose his desire to acquire Greenland shows that he does not see tariffs as an economic tool to help America, but as a weapon to hurt his enemies. That's the fundamental nature of his entire presidency.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The president's threat to impose tariffs on countries that oppose his desire to acquire Greenland shows that he does not see tariffs as an economic tool to help America, but as a weapon to hurt his enemies. That's the fundamental nature of his entire presidency.
The liquor store is delivering, but I’m not wearing pants.
How badly do I want to day drink today?
How badly do I want to day drink today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The liquor store is delivering, but I’m not wearing pants.
How badly do I want to day drink today?
How badly do I want to day drink today?
Well that was another weather alert/snow emergency that wasn’t.
The headlines and hysteria…it’s so embarrassing.
The headlines and hysteria…it’s so embarrassing.
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Well that was another weather alert/snow emergency that wasn’t.
The headlines and hysteria…it’s so embarrassing.
The headlines and hysteria…it’s so embarrassing.
I got 7 calls today from underwriters who want to talk to me about my personal loan.
I will not reward Verizon by subscribing to their commercial blocking service when it should be free, but these calls are pissing me off.
I will not reward Verizon by subscribing to their commercial blocking service when it should be free, but these calls are pissing me off.
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I got 7 calls today from underwriters who want to talk to me about my personal loan.
I will not reward Verizon by subscribing to their commercial blocking service when it should be free, but these calls are pissing me off.
I will not reward Verizon by subscribing to their commercial blocking service when it should be free, but these calls are pissing me off.
First airing of A Christmas Story. It’s time.
As with every year I hope you’re safe and warm and loved.
As with every year I hope you’re safe and warm and loved.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
First airing of A Christmas Story. It’s time.
As with every year I hope you’re safe and warm and loved.
As with every year I hope you’re safe and warm and loved.
Christmas starts in less than 20 minutes!
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Christmas starts in less than 20 minutes!
I wonder if delivery people know we put on pants for their visit.
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wonder if delivery people know we put on pants for their visit.
I forgot today was Festivus.
Let’s begin the Airing of Grievances.
Let’s begin the Airing of Grievances.
a man in a red sweater is saying i got a lot of problems with you people
ALT: a man in a red sweater is saying i got a lot of problems with you people
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I forgot today was Festivus.
Let’s begin the Airing of Grievances.
Let’s begin the Airing of Grievances.
Gotta love the Bears win over the Pack. Great game.
An onside kicked worked?!?
An onside kicked worked?!?
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gotta love the Bears win over the Pack. Great game.
An onside kicked worked?!?
An onside kicked worked?!?
Sports would be better if they would stop stopping the clock in the final minutes.
01:30 shouldn’t take 8 minutes and multiple commercial breaks.
01:30 shouldn’t take 8 minutes and multiple commercial breaks.
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sports would be better if they would stop stopping the clock in the final minutes.
01:30 shouldn’t take 8 minutes and multiple commercial breaks.
01:30 shouldn’t take 8 minutes and multiple commercial breaks.
Four day weekend!
This will be the happiest moment of my holiday.
This will be the happiest moment of my holiday.
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Four day weekend!
This will be the happiest moment of my holiday.
This will be the happiest moment of my holiday.
I won $4 on the PowerBall!
I spent $6.
I spent $6.
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I won $4 on the PowerBall!
I spent $6.
I spent $6.
The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is my 2nd favorite time of the year.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is my 2nd favorite time of the year.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
Ugh. There’s actually games I want to watch but Jets and Giants have different starts so it’s a long day of watching Toilet Bowl games.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ugh. There’s actually games I want to watch but Jets and Giants have different starts so it’s a long day of watching Toilet Bowl games.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
Reposted by Mike Nyland
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
“Quiet, Piggy!”
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Quiet, Piggy!”
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
“Trump promises ‘prices are coming down’ in speech to owners of his beloved McDonald’s: ‘You’re so damn lucky I won’”
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Trump promises ‘prices are coming down’ in speech to owners of his beloved McDonald’s: ‘You’re so damn lucky I won’”
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I don’t understand the love for The Pitt. It’s the same as every medical soap opera that’s been on TV since TV began.
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t understand the love for The Pitt. It’s the same as every medical soap opera that’s been on TV since TV began.
I know nothing about DEN players, the political beliefs of those players, or their WAGs. Just the way I like it. Way to go, Broncos!
#KCvsDEN
#KCvsDEN
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know nothing about DEN players, the political beliefs of those players, or their WAGs. Just the way I like it. Way to go, Broncos!
#KCvsDEN
#KCvsDEN