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Mike Perren
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Newcastle fan since 92. When I couldn’t get a ticket I blagged a year working for the club and got to watch Eddie’s 24/25 trophy winning Mags!!
Purest jam. 😂
“Almost”
😅
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mate I’m still finding new ways of consuming that cup final!

I listened to the full radio commentary at work last week! 😅😂

For you aural pleasure if you are similarly inclined:

youtu.be/m_z0pGvWK0w?...
2025 League Cup Final - Newcastle United 2-1 Liverpool (BBC Radio 5 Live Commentary)
YouTube video by FionaNUFC
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
How’s the team looking fella?

Bet you aren’t rolling with Pedro, Calvert-Lewin, and Reijnders like I am!
😅. Behold below!

Lemme take a look at yours?
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What a privileged position to be in then!
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The very next game!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Gan on, big assist big Will Osula!!!
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hahaha!
Got it.
Cheers for explaining. 👊
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Is “Eddie Dyche” a deliberate joke that I’m missing?

😅😅
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I embraced the stranger sat next to me like a brother when Bellamy scored our fourth.

Watching back he took a touch and got a shot off quickly enough, but on the day I remember him seeming to take forever!! 😅
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Was even 0-0 at half time! 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
£30m would have been a hell of a coup mind.

But yeah there’s a player there.
And we’re more likely to see it emerge under Eddie. 👊
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I mean Osula less so but there was that one game. 😂

Plus there’s time yet!
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yes this!
In the heat of the moment cash sales for Trippier, Krafth, and even more recently Osula seemed like no-brainer decisions to sell and left fans scratching heads when we didn’t.

We’ve reaped the benefits of maintaining a squad with those players since, having needed to call upon each.
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Still paying the karma toll for that Mo Diame screamer in 2016/17 promotion season. 😅😂😫
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'd hoped the lyric "But I would hit him in a heartbeat now!" would have been co opted for the terraces already.

Feels great belting that line out when Mr Fender is in residence at SJP. Could be equally as cathartic when messrs Bruno, Trips, Big Joe, et al are plying their trade.
October 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
On paper a great signing.
Pif’s best? 😬

Howay man you got your move, #nufc played their part, you were never moving directly from Sociedad to Liverpool.

Bitterness when everyone involved won is not a good look.

Part of it him needing #nufc to be the bad guy because otherwise it can only be him?
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I wasn’t too hopeful with my queue position of 53,696

😅
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Nil-nil
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can’t speak for 97/98, but the one I’m talking about was the 4-3 96/97 and that was in a Sunday.
September 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope his myriad poor Newcastle performances weren’t a result of him having mentally checked out and that in fact he is capable of frequent stinkers.

Though sadly I think it was the former.

😔
September 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know.

I just think Pope is underrated and may be the best I’ve seen. Maybe even an equal shot stopper to Shay, but better on crosses?

Equally pants with their feet. 😅
September 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Robert btw,I love that every one of his goals for NUFC would automatically be the best goal in the career of most other players!

‘Kin boom.

The Spurs game 4-0 is one of the best individual performances I’ve seen in the flesh.
September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Rob Lee my hero growing up!
Had him instead of Joe, but went with Thanos.

I was wrestling with Albert or Burn, but now Burn even wins on sentimentality (which seems like sacrilege when we’re talking Albert!)

Cole’s 50 goals in 50 games edged the snake, who would be better in off the left. 🐍
September 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pope

Trippier
Schar
Burn
Tino

Tonali
Bruno
Joelinton

Beardsley
Cole
Shearer

Pav
A. Hughes
Lee
Ginola
Ferdinand
a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken
ALT: a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM