Mike Perry
mikeperryvo.bsky.social
Mike Perry
@mikeperryvo.bsky.social
Sometimes I speak into a microphone. Sometimes I shuffle on a stage.
Oftentimes I capture beauty with a camera.
Mostly though I choke on a cigar while driving an 18 wheeler cross country since that's what pays the bills 🫠
Come on now kids. If you can succeed in the Stardew Valley fishing mini game, lock picking in Oblivion remastered should be a cake walk.
April 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Down 7lbs in the first week on the road since getting my Dometic freezer/reefer and ninja pressure cooker/air fryer in the truck, allowing me to cook real food on the road instead of the crap you find in truck stops.
March 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
But like... Here's the thing...
Is it itself purple?
Or is it own color undefined and it subsists solely on people who are themselves of a purple tint?

More importantly...

Which one of these is the most frightening?
March 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What if birds aren't singing...
They're just screaming because they're afraid of heights.
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Eagle dynamics did not disappoint with the eastern Afghanistan map. Flying in and out of Bagram is everything I could have ever wanted from the map. Well done Wags and everyone on the ED team.
March 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Seeing an f16 at dusk shortly after taking off from Luke AFB, afterburner still glowing, while I'm in a dock door getting loaded might be the highlight of the year so far. Easily my favorite jet. Didn't even realize I was under the departure path, let alone so close.
February 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*in his best dean martin voice*
"When an ash, hits your eye, melts your contact, I decry, that's cigar life"
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Vampire the masquerade bloodlines is a 21 year old video game and man does it still hold up. Getting an itch to grab the ttrpg source books and trying to run a game some day.
February 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ahh yes, Fuddruckers. Home of the 24 dollar mediocre burger.
February 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool my deer (get it). It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.
February 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Buuuut "Romans go home" is an order so you must use theee...?
February 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"we can rewrite our fantasy to reflect our current values" Ginni Di
This.
All of this.
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Oops....
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fellow critters, kindly have a hint of empathy and consideration for those of us who can only enjoy #criticalrole via the podcast and remember that not only are our episodes a week behind yours, but our finale of c3 is split in 2 episodes. Please embargo your spoilers for two more weeks.
February 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
February 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A wizard is never late. Nor are they early. They always arrive precisely when they intend to.

But I am no wizard.

And I meant to do this MONTHS ago.
February 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM