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The devil's lettuce is a thing of the past. Cthulhu's cannabis is so much more powerful. Join the Eldrtich Void and let all your worries drift away.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The devil's lettuce is a thing of the past. Cthulhu's cannabis is so much more powerful. Join the Eldrtich Void and let all your worries drift away.
The old man on the mountain may have disappeared from popular history.... But, The assassins still know how to party.
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The old man on the mountain may have disappeared from popular history.... But, The assassins still know how to party.
Cthulhu's lunar year celebration is always a blast. Don't forget to buy your tickets early.
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Cthulhu's lunar year celebration is always a blast. Don't forget to buy your tickets early.
Are you ready for liberation Day? Cthulhu cometh...
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Are you ready for liberation Day? Cthulhu cometh...
The new Cthulhu strands are quite mind blowing. Definitely not one of the hybrid strands. It definitely provides a sinking feeling....
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The new Cthulhu strands are quite mind blowing. Definitely not one of the hybrid strands. It definitely provides a sinking feeling....
Has anyone ever written a philosophy paper on mad libs and Occam's razor? The easiest nouns verbs and adverbs make for the funniest mad libs. When you start going for the more complex responses it just kind of falls apart. Dear philosophy people... Write a paper on Occam's razor and mad libs.
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Has anyone ever written a philosophy paper on mad libs and Occam's razor? The easiest nouns verbs and adverbs make for the funniest mad libs. When you start going for the more complex responses it just kind of falls apart. Dear philosophy people... Write a paper on Occam's razor and mad libs.
The price of coffee keeps going up. Revolution is in the air.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The price of coffee keeps going up. Revolution is in the air.
I blame all politicians. Both sides of the aisle. Dereliction of duty.
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I blame all politicians. Both sides of the aisle. Dereliction of duty.
Now I want to open a thrift store just to use this to name it. "the old ones lost fashions vintage ". How will you dress for cthulhu's arrival?
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Now I want to open a thrift store just to use this to name it. "the old ones lost fashions vintage ". How will you dress for cthulhu's arrival?
Many of the newly found text from the older gods mention the feline deity. The cult of Cthulhu has all bases covered. Join today.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Many of the newly found text from the older gods mention the feline deity. The cult of Cthulhu has all bases covered. Join today.
Still tilting after windmills after all these years... Why are we so adverse to change?
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Still tilting after windmills after all these years... Why are we so adverse to change?
Checking the pulse of social media I see nothing more than gallows humor... Not a good sign for a unified future.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Checking the pulse of social media I see nothing more than gallows humor... Not a good sign for a unified future.
you will be crushed like plushies in a dog's mouth when cthulu awakens
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
you will be crushed like plushies in a dog's mouth when cthulu awakens
When they say sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite-- They are really hoping that Cthulu does not come for you.
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
When they say sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite-- They are really hoping that Cthulu does not come for you.
The “no credible evidence” line is now exposed as a lie and a cover-up
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The “no credible evidence” line is now exposed as a lie and a cover-up
I have decided that I prefer steampunk imagery over cyber punk imagery. I do wish more steampunk imagery was closer to the wild wild West TV show.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I have decided that I prefer steampunk imagery over cyber punk imagery. I do wish more steampunk imagery was closer to the wild wild West TV show.
Sanity is overrated !!! Join the cult of Cthulhu today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Sanity is overrated !!! Join the cult of Cthulhu today.
There is a setup and there is a punchline. But they have to go together.
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
There is a setup and there is a punchline. But they have to go together.
Cthulhu can get you even in the bathtub.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Cthulhu can get you even in the bathtub.
Babylon calls.... The coyotes howl in unison... Cthulhu will knock down this house of cards.
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Babylon calls.... The coyotes howl in unison... Cthulhu will knock down this house of cards.
Fear not what lies under your bed. Fear what lies dreaming deep below the sea. Cthulhu is calling.
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Fear not what lies under your bed. Fear what lies dreaming deep below the sea. Cthulhu is calling.
It's funny how the elected officials are now suddenly afraid of gun owners. They wouldn't be so afraid if they listened to the will of the people and not the will of large political donors.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It's funny how the elected officials are now suddenly afraid of gun owners. They wouldn't be so afraid if they listened to the will of the people and not the will of large political donors.
Another ill-advised expedition to find Cthulhu who slumbers in a "death-like sleep" in the sunken city of R'lyeh, located deep beneath the Pacific Ocean.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Another ill-advised expedition to find Cthulhu who slumbers in a "death-like sleep" in the sunken city of R'lyeh, located deep beneath the Pacific Ocean.
The horrors of this continual political cycle is nothing compared to what happens when Cthulhu wakes.
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The horrors of this continual political cycle is nothing compared to what happens when Cthulhu wakes.
In the eldritch realm of H.P. Lovecraft, the "wisdom" associated with Cthulhu isn't about traditional enlightenment, but rather the terrifying realization of humanity's insignificance.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
In the eldritch realm of H.P. Lovecraft, the "wisdom" associated with Cthulhu isn't about traditional enlightenment, but rather the terrifying realization of humanity's insignificance.