@mikerlawrence.bsky.social
She meant “behind bars” as in a place like “Cheers.”
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
She meant “behind bars” as in a place like “Cheers.”
Looks like the administration has their next nominee for DHS Secretary if Noem is forced out.
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Looks like the administration has their next nominee for DHS Secretary if Noem is forced out.
Kevin stefanski’s little brother.
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Kevin stefanski’s little brother.
Maybe tell ICE about Uber Eats.
They all think they’re Hans Landa at a table.
They all think they’re Hans Landa at a table.
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Maybe tell ICE about Uber Eats.
They all think they’re Hans Landa at a table.
They all think they’re Hans Landa at a table.
I lean forward like Rick Dalton every time a flea flicker unfolds.
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I lean forward like Rick Dalton every time a flea flicker unfolds.
"I think America and the western hemisphere are vital to America. BERZERKER!!!!"
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"I think America and the western hemisphere are vital to America. BERZERKER!!!!"
We’re gonna have a lot of “Trump dies“ babies, as nine month after he passes we’re gonna have a baby boom, and the most popular name is gonna be Barack
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
We’re gonna have a lot of “Trump dies“ babies, as nine month after he passes we’re gonna have a baby boom, and the most popular name is gonna be Barack
Especially when they made a big deal about Mike Pereira being part of the broadcast.
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Especially when they made a big deal about Mike Pereira being part of the broadcast.
Trump to Ross:
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Trump to Ross:
“I’m afraid for my life!”
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
“I’m afraid for my life!”
Over/under on how much his gofundme raises from the troglodyte maga base. $1 million?
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Over/under on how much his gofundme raises from the troglodyte maga base. $1 million?
His posts are all AI generated now.
He used to write them.
Then Stephen miller did.
Now it’s all chat. What a joke.
He used to write them.
Then Stephen miller did.
Now it’s all chat. What a joke.
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
His posts are all AI generated now.
He used to write them.
Then Stephen miller did.
Now it’s all chat. What a joke.
He used to write them.
Then Stephen miller did.
Now it’s all chat. What a joke.
They’ve already gone bankrupt.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They’ve already gone bankrupt.
Yeah I’m tired of explaining myself as white man. “I’m not like those douchebags!”
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah I’m tired of explaining myself as white man. “I’m not like those douchebags!”
That's what the American Psychos in the real estate business call a win-win-win-win-win.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That's what the American Psychos in the real estate business call a win-win-win-win-win.
No one blinks harder and longer than this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No one blinks harder and longer than this guy.
Gaetz feverishly wondering how he can switch seats with Loomer.
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gaetz feverishly wondering how he can switch seats with Loomer.
So that kind of makes his point.
Ironically, we could have avoided shitheels like Miller if Trump had been president then.
Ironically, we could have avoided shitheels like Miller if Trump had been president then.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So that kind of makes his point.
Ironically, we could have avoided shitheels like Miller if Trump had been president then.
Ironically, we could have avoided shitheels like Miller if Trump had been president then.
I noticed in the older clips when he says “fake news,”there’s a bit of polite laughter in the background. But in the newer clips when he says it, nothing. People are over it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I noticed in the older clips when he says “fake news,”there’s a bit of polite laughter in the background. But in the newer clips when he says it, nothing. People are over it.
Stop! These headlines gonna trigger the president!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stop! These headlines gonna trigger the president!
In a couple years they will charge $5/month for the app and call it McDonald’s+
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In a couple years they will charge $5/month for the app and call it McDonald’s+
Two Gamecocks.
One lame cock.
One lame cock.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Two Gamecocks.
One lame cock.
One lame cock.
“If they’re even real”
So they faked WEAK evidence? Brilliant.
So they faked WEAK evidence? Brilliant.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“If they’re even real”
So they faked WEAK evidence? Brilliant.
So they faked WEAK evidence? Brilliant.
They're doing what the Yankees have been doing and what the Mets have started doing, except for the winning World Series part.
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They're doing what the Yankees have been doing and what the Mets have started doing, except for the winning World Series part.
Whenever I think of re-upping my subscription, I remember that Ross Douthat gets a paycheck there
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Whenever I think of re-upping my subscription, I remember that Ross Douthat gets a paycheck there