Michael
@mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social
Schadenfreude enjoyer
📍CHI
📍CHI
seeing if a top I used to keyhold will let me cage him again to get my second wind this Dom Bottom Autumn
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
seeing if a top I used to keyhold will let me cage him again to get my second wind this Dom Bottom Autumn
should i post hog?
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
should i post hog?
ok now wait just one second, GLASSES
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ok now wait just one second, GLASSES
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Yah I have PTSD (post traumatic slay disorder)
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yah I have PTSD (post traumatic slay disorder)
sry guys this is just so fun
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
sry guys this is just so fun
famously enthusiastic about spreadsheets
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
famously enthusiastic about spreadsheets
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so time to put the tree up right ??
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
so time to put the tree up right ??
i am not masc i am not femme i am a schizophrenic delusion
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i am not masc i am not femme i am a schizophrenic delusion
switched the music from Cortisa Star to Future to get in character
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
switched the music from Cortisa Star to Future to get in character
hookup asked me if i was masc on the way to plow him
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
hookup asked me if i was masc on the way to plow him
Reposted by Michael
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun
grabbed my own ass i’m exactly who i think i am
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
grabbed my own ass i’m exactly who i think i am
Atrocious fucking day at work
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Atrocious fucking day at work
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if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo
wrigleyville smells extra heinous this morning what the hell is even that?
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
wrigleyville smells extra heinous this morning what the hell is even that?
coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am
i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness
he’s in awe of my tism
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
he’s in awe of my tism
“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for”
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for”
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
cataclysmically horny during work hours
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
cataclysmically horny during work hours
inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen