Mike
mikesays.bsky.social
Mike
@mikesays.bsky.social
Eh.
County administrator said, "We had a good, two-year run.”

Talk about polishing a turd...
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Isn't it more accurate to say "Everyone (*almost* everyone) is illegal on stolen land."
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It took my wife a little bit to get used to the idea that I was in touch with and still firends with my ex-girlfriends, and then one day it clicked. She just wasn't used to the concept.
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The more bike infrastructure there is, the fewer cars there are on the road. It's a win-win, and it's not an either-or situation.
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Trump is not really civilized.He can be, for a few moments, but not all day.
He's not even housetrained.
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And she got her lifetime pension and then…

...she's OUTTTTTA THEEEERRRRRE...
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ágætis byrjun - Sigur Rós - Official Website
sigurros.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Is that JD Vance? Robot needs a skateboard.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too judgy to have in my house.
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Too judgy for my house.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
He could offer to do a concert there when the center, as it is now named, truly memorializes Trump's life.
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
No weigh.
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When will somebody point out to Trump that he is the son and grandson of immigrants, that two out of three of his mail-order brides were immigrants, and that OUR FOUNDING FATHERS were by definition immigrants.

This country was NOT founded by U.S. Citizens. Even Reagan knew that.
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'll never understand how the worst human conceivable could possibly have charisma. Who is charmed by that trashbag of childish needs and personality disorders?
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
His popularity and poll numbers, mostly.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yeah, well, Biden was saying crazy stuff like that all the time…

Wait, he didn't?
Maybe I was thinking of the president before him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Did she get her law degree from Tremont Towing School of Law?

Because I think her qualifications for her current job (as of Thursday, 12:30pm ET) came from her experience as a fender bender lawyer.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Please share the address of the full-size-candy-bar neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It can't be more expensive than our Blue Cross Blue Shield, or worse than what me and my family are getting this year.

$22K in premiums and $50K+ total spent so far, and we're only 3/4s of the way through the year.
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yep, when I think of Tom Hanks, I think "destructive."
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Now how about a story from one of the thousands of communities thriving with bike lanes, to counter the low-information quotes from a single shop owner?

I was impressed by the bike lanes in Manhattan last week and the businesses there seem to be doing okay.
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
12 of the top 15 most violent cities in the country are in red states, but Trump will send his gestapo to NYC and Chicago for his political theatre and Epstein Files Distraction #102.

Newsweek story from 2 days ago doesn't have New York OR Chicago in the top 15.

www.newsweek.com/most-dangero...
Full list of America's most dangerous cities as Trump cracks down on D.C.
Trump has indicated he could "go further" in his actions to address crime, though violent crime has dropped recently.
www.newsweek.com
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Paging carjackers:
Free Jeep available, just show up and it's yours.
August 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
But then that slows natural selection more...
July 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
No airbags/seatbelts/911 responses allowed for MAGA!
July 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM