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Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Bit of a lede bury to only reveal the guy doing this is a January 6 terrorist 2/3rds of the way through the story.
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
During his ascendance Anthony Joshua was seen as a candidate to be the first unified champ since Lennox Lewis. It didn't work out but getting in the ring to fight him for real as an amateur is no small feat of courage.
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This is the second 30 yard roll off we have filled with nasty old people tchotchkes and will fill another one and have a hazmat pickup.
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
barenaked ladies, still a band, just never bothered to do anything like Old Apartment ever again. they decided on comedy raps.
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Besides not investing too much interest in the deep thoughts of a 24 year old professional head injury guy i also cant make heads or tails of this story. He was tricked into doing a finger rubbing gesture? What?
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Approaching a King Ralph situation where the highest ranking person not in the epstein files is a guy named greg in colorado who does floors
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I saw wiz at 930 abt 15 years ago, he had backup smokers on stage. Guys who just swayed back and forth while hitting blunts.
Rapper Wiz Khalifa was sentenced by a court in Romania to nine months in jail for drug possession, after allegedly smoking cannabis on stage at a music festival in the Eastern European country more than a year ago.
Romanian court sentences US rapper Wiz Khalifa to 9 months for drug possession
A court in Romania has sentenced American rapper Wiz Khalifa to nine months in jail on drug possession charges
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Beths are in obama's wrapped.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New ep of the youtube channel where a guy analyzes police interrogations. Not sure why this channel is so compelling. Could be complete bullshit. But its fun.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I would gnaw myself out of a trap to not watch this
Puck’s Dylan Byers reports that Bari Weiss is pursuing Elon Musk and JD Vance for future CBS News town halls.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
its funny how many dumb dumbs in the media become more wealthy and powerful as they get less of what they want. bari weiss, a moron, wants people to think she is clever. as she rises in the industry, she becomes more of a laughingstock. all things considered i'd take the money too.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
We close on a house in Mt Washington today. I've lived in greater Hampden for 16 years now. My first day in Hampden I saw a guy walking down the street shirtless with an 8 inch swastika tattoo on his chest. today the house next door is an Airbnb for grad students at Hopkins.
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have given at least two people WMDs this week. I'd turn myself in but forcing them to have surgery without it honestly serms like a worse crime..
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Did nbc just go to commercial with Possum Kingdom??
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When i was a kid it was very important for 13 year olds to wear t shirts from ocean city bars. Specifically MR Ducks, or greene turtle, or Salty Dogs, which may have been a delaware beach. You dont see this as much now.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Im ashamed to admit this but yes i listen to podcasts (downfall of society)
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
confirms my theory that we really don't need to purge that many people to save America.
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
why are america's least essential opinion sayers constantly trying to portray themselves as hero/victims because of the manner of conversation they engage in on social media
It's absolutely peak Bluesky that I criticised a powerful man for sexism over on X and people here are FURIOUS with me for somehow doing it wrong
"but i was a based heterodox thinker" seems to be the rallying cry of the reactionary centre when encountering actual Schmittian politics
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who cares but i keep checking to see if the NFL has admitted Likely caught a TD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I think they stopped playing Christmas Shoes on the 24 hr xmas radio station bless the lord.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Stop giving the ball to Derrick Henry.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Uhhh.. i might have to stop making fun of the algorithm.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
One of the bands in the SEC championship keeps playing a few bars of Kashmir double time but cuts off before the Dun Dun Duns all resolve. Feels constipated.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you thought trump creamed himself meeting zohran this guy would have him stroking out. He would try to kiss this guy on the mouth.
“.. In the White House’s edit, a TikTok-style voiceover replaces Carpenter saying ‘hot’ with the word ‘illegal.’”

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December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Somewhere along the line a squirrel cookie cutter got roped in to our christmas cookie stuff and ever since each year we make an Evil Christmas Squirrel.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM