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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 1d

cannot wait for this fucking dork to not be president

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 5d

sooo you kids hear that song about travis kelce's hog?

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 5d

For the first time!!! Thrilling

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 5d

Wrong. This is a good joke.

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 8d

Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 7d

The Monopoly game was thrilling and this fucking sucks

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 8d

them: what you doing october 17th
me:

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 8d

Running down the best scary movies to watch this Halloween in The Scollywood Minute 🎃🎃🎃

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 8d

this is so awful

TMZ tweet "Tilly Norwood dead after being dragged into Trash"

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 10d

Grandpa Simpson saying "Here it is-- The Christmas Adventurers Club"

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11d

Happy birthday, Scollins!!! Everybody do this!!

Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

It's my birthday if you wanna add this to your letterboxd watchlist 😎 letterboxd.com/film/brian-2...

Brian (2026)

Brian, an acerbic, accident-prone high schooler, runs for class president in an attempt to get closer to his teacher. With help from his therapist and a new student, Brian attempts to navigate a campa...

letterboxd.com

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 10d

Thanks dawg!

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Birthday!!

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Birthday!

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

You are the best!

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

I wrote it and made it with my friends ☺️

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 11d

It's my birthday if you wanna add this to your letterboxd watchlist 😎 letterboxd.com/film/brian-2...

Brian (2026)

Brian, an acerbic, accident-prone high schooler, runs for class president in an attempt to get closer to his teacher. With help from his therapist and a new student, Brian attempts to navigate a campa...

letterboxd.com

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 12d

brother I have time to get a sourdough starter and make the bread

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 12d

watching Friday the 13th VIII

Milhouse saying "Where are they going to get to Manhattan"

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 12d

thank you!!

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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 12d

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 13d

cant wait to read this!!

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15d

Mitch Hedberg joke ass president www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/dona...

Donald and Melania Trump get stuck on broken escalator at UN

Donald Trump and first lady Melania were forced to walk up a broken escalator at the United Nations prompting an angry response from the president during his address to the General Assembly. During a ...

www.independent.co.uk

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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 16d

The world has an awful gauntlet of bullshit lately, but every time things start to get me down, I think about this joke and I feel a lot better.

Thank you for this, @mikescollins.bsky.social

Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · Jun 18

even being set up to fail this is a good joke

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 16d

(jackass guitar riff)

lady in the 80s buying a shitload of Tylenol

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