mikesealey.bsky.social
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January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Is this like the no true Scotsman fallacy? Only the men that you see wearing camo look like twats because the ones you don't see don't look like twats?
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Never forget the best Wikipedia edit...
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
My eldest is a vegetarian, and a picky eater. I really enjoy buying the products marketed towards gym-bros where the word 'protein' is the largest thing on the packaging, that's aimed at triangular dudes named "Ste" who spend hours in the gym. She's a 9 year old ballerina.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
How you use Duolingo is the difference. Don't blast through a lesson in super-fast time, think about each sentence and how you could use it yourself. Consider forming that sentence to realistic scenarios in your life, and use it instead of your native tongue.
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I think my cereal was spiked.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
There's a pub chain in the UK that used to serve a sharing platter (BBQ wings, goujons, etc)... All in prime numbers, but apparently _I'm the loser_ for pointing this out.

Still, it's easy to divide by one.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
She's just relieved you're not going to realise she's been faking something else...
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It's also great fun to work next to him while he's using it.

...typing... typing...

Shhh

Pop

Shhh

Typing....

"Huh, cool."

Typing.
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Flexbox cheat sheet is a perfect example of properly explaining a concept with zero fat on it. No filler, no fluff, no "This recipe is just like Granny used to bake".
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Wait till you find out the whole film was an allegory for being trans...
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
So what you're saying is you can be even more decadent next year? There's headroom in this equation...
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Keep us posted.
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My favourite takeaway on repair culture is from Eoin Reardon, while restoring a hand plane he said "With good tools, they're not mine, it's just my turn with them".
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Far fewer Nazis here though...
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I feel like YouTube channels like Oversimplified are a good example of this. Daily/Weekly upload schedule? Pfft, sometimes you're lucky if it's annual, but it'll be worth the wait!
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You could achieve the same with a Raspberry Pi ZeroW2
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There are probably some tragic things that come up here.

"Your first transaction of 2025 was a pint of John Smiths in Shotton Weatherspoons at 09:05. Here's hoping you get the help you need in 2026"
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not only side-stepping the anti-english sentiment, but adding to it!
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hear me out - next year doman advent calendar of these. Behind each window is a helpful git tip like this.
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Allow me to introduce you to the surrealist hospital comedy "Green Wing"

youtu.be/KQpI_QzYK90?...
Green Wing - Eat the Coffee
YouTube video by Window to Sweden
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December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM