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mikesjerven.bsky.social
@mikesjerven.bsky.social
We said this in school so much there was an assembly where the teachers told everyone to stop or we’d start getting detention
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I’m scared that Payton is going to call tons of WR screens, which haven’t worked all year. If he does that and Pats work to blow them up it could be a long day
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I don’t think chucking the ball in the middle of the field while getting tackled is a good play
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Pretty busy week for me so I just read the Jamboroo. That Applebees burger will haunt me
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Giraffe, tv, rose garden
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just….how? How is this clown their champion?
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I think the plural is Baris Weiss
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Can’t finish it on a flight from Denver to New York
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Will Saleh be a good head coach somewhere, and will he get another shot? Feels like he got a raw deal because….you know, Jets
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
That’s a great comparison
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m perfectly happy seeing something that looks awesome on the big screen in 3d and forget about it a week after
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The number of times I’ve seen the food network on a sports bar tv with no sound is baffling. That was someone’s conscious choice
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I went from not having heard of this, to curious because of James Brooks, to no longer curious because it sounds bad, to curious again because it sounds terri-bad over the span of about 18 hours
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Man there were some bangers today and all the prime time games this week are meh. Tonight’s was a decent game but not much playoff implication
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don’t know what basic competency in ai is. Is it like remedial googling?
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Russell crowe in Nice Guys
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I see someone praising Ruffalo and I have to bring up Safe Men. Early Ruffalo, Giamatti, Sam Rockwell, and Steve Zahn. Lounge singers mistaken for safe crackers. Exploding pants. One of my favorite dumb comedies
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Maybe some exercise bikes in the cargo hold that flap the wings when pedaled, so the plane doesn’t have to burn jet fuel to fly
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
They look awesome in 3d, and sometimes that’s enough. Haven’t watched either of the first two since they came out
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Another dumb trick play that does nothing, more dumb penalties, moved the ball well but couldn’t finish a few drives. Glad for the win but these season long trends are just waiting to bite them when it matters
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Turning right on red after dark is a young man’s game
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This sucks because I liked to dress up for flights a little bit. Gonna have to cut off some jeans in protest. High enough so the pocket flap shows
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That’s one he calls “dogshit 2”
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Vindicated for drafting him on my fantasy team. My 2-8 fantasy team
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM