Mike Stucka
@mikestucka.bsky.social
Dad. Doofus. Data dork. Now Florida Man.
Coffee tastes absolutely horrible.
Coffee tastes absolutely horrible.
Next to the green highlighting.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Next to the green highlighting.
Google Trends searches over the past week for Army Emergency Relief, which tries to help soldiers and their families, who will soon be missing paychecks. Government shutdowns affect real people who don't view this as a game.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Google Trends searches over the past week for Army Emergency Relief, which tries to help soldiers and their families, who will soon be missing paychecks. Government shutdowns affect real people who don't view this as a game.
The Palm Beach International Airport is telling chemtrail plane pilots to stay away unless they have an appointment.
We used to be a country, a real country.
We used to be a country, a real country.
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Palm Beach International Airport is telling chemtrail plane pilots to stay away unless they have an appointment.
We used to be a country, a real country.
We used to be a country, a real country.
This is so cool! There's a potential for the Atlantic's hurricanes to combine (but still not threaten anybody). Here's one idea. One model, one model run, going far into the future -> very unlikely to look a lot like this, but illustrative of the potential.
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is so cool! There's a potential for the Atlantic's hurricanes to combine (but still not threaten anybody). Here's one idea. One model, one model run, going far into the future -> very unlikely to look a lot like this, but illustrative of the potential.
Dog was my navigator this morning.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dog was my navigator this morning.
Sunset in some mountains
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sunset in some mountains
Uniform of the day.
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Uniform of the day.
The trees! The trees are causing the lightning!
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The trees! The trees are causing the lightning!
Betcha can't say "Florida fauna and flora" ten times real fast.
July 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Betcha can't say "Florida fauna and flora" ten times real fast.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
This was six people in March. Pricey but said to be one of the best restaurants in America. Helluva meal.
July 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This was six people in March. Pricey but said to be one of the best restaurants in America. Helluva meal.
F, let's do this.
-- Gary Gilmore
-- Gary Gilmore
July 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
F, let's do this.
-- Gary Gilmore
-- Gary Gilmore
Guatemala bought banana land for what the banana company said it was worth, and so the United States launched a coup.
June 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Guatemala bought banana land for what the banana company said it was worth, and so the United States launched a coup.
The Onion's print edition has great gardening advice.
June 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Onion's print edition has great gardening advice.
Your half-minute of zen.
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your half-minute of zen.
Bell peppers look like the inside of an alien skull.
May 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bell peppers look like the inside of an alien skull.
Ah, Florida, where so many things are full of life (except manatees, speech, public health policy) that things build root systems beneath paint.
April 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ah, Florida, where so many things are full of life (except manatees, speech, public health policy) that things build root systems beneath paint.
Did you know that $9 gets you a very substantial package of googly eyes that can make people smile?
April 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Did you know that $9 gets you a very substantial package of googly eyes that can make people smile?