Mike Tonge
@miketonge.bsky.social
Engineer, photographer, astronomer, and bad typist.
London is the city state that sucks money and life out of the rest of the country, and then sneers at it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
London is the city state that sucks money and life out of the rest of the country, and then sneers at it.
Don't be mean to people with PTSD.
I'm fine now, but when it was bad, it was bloody awful.
I'm fine now, but when it was bad, it was bloody awful.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Don't be mean to people with PTSD.
I'm fine now, but when it was bad, it was bloody awful.
I'm fine now, but when it was bad, it was bloody awful.
It's the boiled frog effect.
Liz Cheney and George Bush are now on the "good" side, just because they've criticised Trump
Liz Cheney and George Bush are now on the "good" side, just because they've criticised Trump
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's the boiled frog effect.
Liz Cheney and George Bush are now on the "good" side, just because they've criticised Trump
Liz Cheney and George Bush are now on the "good" side, just because they've criticised Trump
RUN!
In the knitting.
In the knitting.
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
RUN!
In the knitting.
In the knitting.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
My thoughts are with you.
My thoughts are with you.
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm so sorry to hear that.
My thoughts are with you.
My thoughts are with you.
Be VERY nice to your sister in law next year.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Be VERY nice to your sister in law next year.
At least is wasn't a drum.
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
At least is wasn't a drum.
Does it include cheese news?
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Does it include cheese news?
HELLO!
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
ME. TRAVELER. FROM DISTANT. LAND.
I'm ashamed to say I have spoken to people like that while working abroad.
But I'm glad to say they looked at me with the contempt I deserved.
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
ME. TRAVELER. FROM DISTANT. LAND.
I'm ashamed to say I have spoken to people like that while working abroad.
But I'm glad to say they looked at me with the contempt I deserved.
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HELLO!
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
ME. TRAVELER. FROM DISTANT. LAND.
I'm ashamed to say I have spoken to people like that while working abroad.
But I'm glad to say they looked at me with the contempt I deserved.
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
ME. TRAVELER. FROM DISTANT. LAND.
I'm ashamed to say I have spoken to people like that while working abroad.
But I'm glad to say they looked at me with the contempt I deserved.
YOU BASTARD!
YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
December 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
YOU BASTARD!
YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
HELLO!
HELLO!
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
HELLO!
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
HELLO!
HELLO!
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
HELLO!
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
The Mouser is born!
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Mouser is born!
That was built on the site of an old music hall.
"It's a long way to Tipperary was supposed to have been written there.
Did you notice the old Masonic hall a bit further up?
"It's a long way to Tipperary was supposed to have been written there.
Did you notice the old Masonic hall a bit further up?
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That was built on the site of an old music hall.
"It's a long way to Tipperary was supposed to have been written there.
Did you notice the old Masonic hall a bit further up?
"It's a long way to Tipperary was supposed to have been written there.
Did you notice the old Masonic hall a bit further up?
You're going to end up superglued to a plate of mince pies at this rate.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You're going to end up superglued to a plate of mince pies at this rate.
I only do technical "writing".
And I wear boxing gloves while I'm doing it.
And I wear boxing gloves while I'm doing it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I only do technical "writing".
And I wear boxing gloves while I'm doing it.
And I wear boxing gloves while I'm doing it.
"In a highway service station, over the month of June, was a photograph of the earth taken coming back from the moon.
And you couldn't see a city on that marbled bowling ball,or a forest, or a highway, or me here least of all."
Refuge of the roads
Joni Mitchell
And you couldn't see a city on that marbled bowling ball,or a forest, or a highway, or me here least of all."
Refuge of the roads
Joni Mitchell
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"In a highway service station, over the month of June, was a photograph of the earth taken coming back from the moon.
And you couldn't see a city on that marbled bowling ball,or a forest, or a highway, or me here least of all."
Refuge of the roads
Joni Mitchell
And you couldn't see a city on that marbled bowling ball,or a forest, or a highway, or me here least of all."
Refuge of the roads
Joni Mitchell
Due to a problem with my hand, I couldn't write until I got a computer.
A lot of people wish I hadn't.
A lot of people wish I hadn't.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Due to a problem with my hand, I couldn't write until I got a computer.
A lot of people wish I hadn't.
A lot of people wish I hadn't.
Are you having David Cameron over?
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Are you having David Cameron over?
Thanks for telling the enemy about the secret weapon.
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Thanks for telling the enemy about the secret weapon.
How are we going to look through that?
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How are we going to look through that?
I'm guessing you know two idiots.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm guessing you know two idiots.
Young people today...
They're just not trying hard enough.
Hic!
They're just not trying hard enough.
Hic!
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Young people today...
They're just not trying hard enough.
Hic!
They're just not trying hard enough.
Hic!