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Mike
@mikevanbus.bsky.social
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DevOps engineer | technical content creator | cat dad | actual dad

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Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
A snowy street and path at dusk
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
A picture of a chimpanzee with green glowing eyes drinking a green liquid with the caption “No more bananas. This ape only wants Baja Blast”
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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November 8, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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I’ve been doing salad wrong this whole time.
A plastic bottle of Heinz “Salad Cream”, which is pea soup green colored.
April 13, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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The guy sliding into her DMs:
A shirtless bust of “Graham”, a hypothetical human being designed in a way to survive catastrophic car crashes. The head is large and prominent, face sunken in, and there is a very broad and prominent rib structure on the chest.
March 5, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Pantry achievement unlocked.
A blue hued digital art image of a human head and brain emitting rays of light in all directions.
January 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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A screenshot from Twitter showing a tweet from a user named “Kelsey” that says: “live mas x mas” followed by a celebration and tree emoji. There are attached pictures depicting what appears to be a self-service display of Taco Bell products. X CEO Linda Yaccarino replies to the tweet with “Soooo good @tacobell” The confused butterfly meme, depicting a scene from an anime where a student with glasses appears to be confused about a butterfly. The bottom text has been changed to a meme to say “Is this the ultimate ride or die?” Under the butterfly is the text “eating at Taco Bell”
December 13, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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A still image of Michael Fassbender from X-Men with the caption “Perfection”.
November 2, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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Lmao apparently I got put on a reverse contraption mutelist/blocklist for suggesting people to put in the contraption…
A description of a mute list on Bluesky that targets users who have suggested others be added to “the contraption” mute list.
November 2, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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A meme depicting a small fluffy white dog standing on its hind legs while wearing a black bow tie, top hat, and cane. The top text says “When you cook the pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave”. The yellow text below the dog says “Bawnjorno”.
November 1, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Caught the toothy one
A picture of a black cat(named Orson) in my lap.
November 1, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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What your friend who scoffs at dabs looks like after a dab:
A crudely painted image of what appears to be an alien. The skin is various shades of brown and clay, and the eyes are rectangular with brown irises and white background.
October 14, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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My insurance co: “Your garage, a part of your home, started to slide down a hill and you want us to pay for it? What are you, an idiot?l
An image from the movie Goodfellas depicting Ray Liotta laughing hysterically.
October 14, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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He loves to sit like this.
A black cat on a lap with his front legs outstretched.
October 14, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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I see that and raise you one “SOVEREIGN BRAH”
A tweet from someone named SOVEREIGN BRAH supporting a tabloid headline saying bible-reading Pentagon commanders halted UFO research over fears aliens were demons.
October 3, 2023 at 3:31 AM
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@estrogenempress.gay are you still contraptioning?
An asshole’s bsky profile
October 3, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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The straining kid meme with artwork from the band Tool superimposed on his head, the meme reads “When you’re a tool fan and you haven’t spoken about the Fibonacci sequence for 5 minutes.”
September 28, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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A meme depicting a green bird figure with a shirt with the words “Every day. We stray further from god.”
September 27, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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Reminds me of the attempted “extreme” reboot of Looney Toons:
A promotional image for a reimagined Looney Toons called “Loonatics Unleashed”, depicting classic Looney Toons characters like Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, and Wile E Coyote in some kind of futurist suit. The background of the image looks like an explosion.
September 25, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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September 19, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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The confused lady math meme, 4 panels depicting a woman looking confused with complex math figures overlayed on top of her picture
September 12, 2023 at 8:36 PM
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What’s your sign
A tall roadside sign next to a tree that’s black with white lettering that says “House of Dank”
September 12, 2023 at 7:23 AM
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DraftKings in the arena, trying things.
An iPhone notification from Apple News ESPN that reads “DraftKings sportsbook apologizes for Sept. 11-themed betting promotion.”
September 11, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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Me growing my brain trying to figure out where everyone stores their 12-feet tall skeletons
September 5, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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Gonna tell the aliens this is people food
An image from an AI-generated pizza restaurant commercial depicting a strange looking pizza, with a list of ingredients on the left side that says “cheese, pepperoni, vegetable, secret things”
September 5, 2023 at 11:05 PM