Report to DOGE! Report to DOGE! First incompetent boob at FBI so useless Trump appoints second incompetent boob to help run the place!

What a coonkydink. This is the exact same moment I decided to never ever watch CBS again.

Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ canceled by CBS, to end in May 2026 - The Washington Post

Trump’s top 5 accomplishments from this week email to Musk:
1) Lie
2) Lie
3) Lie
4) Refuse to call Putin a dictator
5) Golf

Will Musk prevent the Vatican from filling the vacancy if it happens as an efficiency?

Could it be?

Trump and Musk announce cancellation of NORAD Santa Tracker. “Santa is a socialist,” declared Trump.” “The government should not pick winners and losers,” added Muskrat, “much less who’s naughty or nice.”

Does the federal employee early retirement buy-out apply to the President? I am certain I could raise the money to cover the government’s cost, just to sweeten the deal.

How’d everyone like the “I have a nightmare” speech on MLKing Day?

Hey, why is JD Vance, who is 6’2”, taller than Trump?

Starting the crimes and broken laws counter.
#ImmunityImpunity

It was the largest indoor crowd in history. PERIOD!

A prescient statement about his nominees?
When MAGA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

If all these billionaires are so vital to the economy, then why is Trump diverting them from the private sector to government jobs?

Yee-haw! Trump cash for our friends. Audits for our enemies. Let the wild rumpus begin!
Who moved my bowl on snackin’ frogs?

Time for Trump to appoint Hunter Biden to a cabinet post.

I can’t remember the rest of the words to this childhood song for the life of me —
Jingle Bells, Batman __________

President Biden, in his last official act, should pardon Melania.