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Mike Wooles
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Writer of comedy content, topical news jokes and a book of sketches on the comedy of life & terrible processes, coming soon!

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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · May 18
75% of GPs against assisted dying said it could be a slippery slope, but apparently that's not even one of the options. #jokes
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The two child benefit may be lifted. Anyone else been asked to stay in this evening and ordering takeaway?

#newsjokes
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Andrew has been hyphenated (about time...).
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Sunday ambulance humour.
A resuscitation dummy with its head removed is being worked on by two fire fighters. The caption reads 'im not an expert but Karen may not make it'
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The BBC faces a battle with the world's most powerful man - Alan Carr.

#newsjokes
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Working with Claudia Winkelman is all about the fringe benefits.
#thetraitors
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Probably time the internet has the same warning 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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@alicefraser.bsky.social blob of glup made the cut 😄 yay! 📯
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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@alicefraser.bsky.social Thanks for running the 'How to write a Bugle' today - great session for aspiring comedy writers and all writers. 📝 👍
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Many more young people are reporting as OCD - I read this story 17 times to be sure.

#newsjokes

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reports of OCD among under 25's triple in 10 years
More 16-24 year olds in England say they have symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder - BBC analysis finds.
www.bbc.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Good news, my local pizza hut is not closing. That is all. 👍
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Donald Trump has announced he's envious of how Britain combined all their Tariffs into one easy to manage Tariff, called Brexit.
#newsjokes
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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When you're middle aged, "you've got this!" means... you bought it last week.

#dailypun
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Britain - now it's a subscription?

Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I recommend making an excel sheet to track the status of your writing - then you can spend laptop time highlighting it, instead of writing 👍 #winning
#writingcommunity
September 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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You've got to admire Putin for being a dictator but not misreading his role as being a doctor.

#trumpnews #tylenol

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump makes unproven claims linking autism to Tylenol use by pregnant women
Some studies have suggested an association between the two, but experts say there is no causal relationship.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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'Shirley'? - you can't be serious...

Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
Teenagers have been targeting shops in Shirley, Hampshire, with antisocial behaviour - leaving the owners feeling
www.bbc.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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I wanted chunky fries, disappointed with the microchips:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chip shop owner says customers 'love' new AI service
Brad Lee, from The Nippy Chippy in Stonehouse, says he decided to use AI because of rising costs.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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75% of GPs against assisted dying said it could be a slippery slope, but apparently that's not even one of the options. #jokes
May 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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If blue Monday was hard for you, good luck with 'Orange Tuesday' in the US next week.
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Trump's sentence was disappointing and confusing, like most of his other sentences really.

#trumpjokes
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Happy blue-year everyone.
January 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Here's this week's news jokes and some tinsel:

#comedy #newsjokes
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
Episode 6 - Doctors, Daleks and Christmas dinners | The Donkey Of News
shows.acast.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Here's my recent episode 5 of 'Donkey of News' jokes. (The next one will be along shortly).

#newsjokes #podcast
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
Episode 5 - Parks, Pipes and Dodgy cabinets | The Donkey Of News
shows.acast.com
December 13, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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The dangers of Major War (and Private Punch-up)...

#newspuns

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Major war could destroy UK army in six months - minister Alistair Carns
The defence minister said Russia was suffering 1,500 casualties a day in its conflict with Ukraine.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Boris claims the Church of England is behind the obesity crisis, especially the deep fat Friar...

www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...
'They're all fatsos': Boris Johnson blames the Church of England for obesity crisis
Boris Johnson has blamed the Church of England for Britain’s obesity crisis, with the former PM saying the organisation has failed to adequately provide "spiritual sustenance".
www.lbc.co.uk
November 27, 2024 at 10:04 AM