Mikey
mikeyasaservice.com
Mikey
@mikeyasaservice.com
“Live, Laugh, Love, Keep Calm, and carry on your shit.”

Paramedic to Software Engineer by day. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.
I need to level up my game to you and @mdaware.org my stuff is just all over the floor.
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just watched the new @philedwardsinc.bsky.social video on Salisbury Steak and I’m very upset he did not disclose his sponsorship by @blowdart.me
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
IKEA be like “not today satan”
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The only redeeming quality about that place and its minimal, is that when we went unclass we have a line graph that actually had a circle in it.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just to add fuel - when I was at ARCYBER this is what the MI GEN built for our ops center.

Some strange water in that branch.
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
43 never looked worse. Officially 3 years sober. Still growing old disgracefully.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fixed it. 🤘🤘🤘
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Illinois released their declined license plates and I didn’t know @combatcavscout.bsky.social moved to Illinois!
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What a weird phone charger. Must be the iPhone 1
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Which part do they teach war crimes, execution, and that one knee slide?
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sure GLaD I stILl haVE mY SticKEr

Bit 2002 vibes rn
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I bet this is Pete cause otherwise this is silly.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When Hawaiians and Germans unite — wordsmash time.
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Cleaning.

Simpler times.
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Second verse same as the first
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Goodbye Hulu and Disney
September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nature is healing.
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What ever it is, I’d rather it not.
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
May 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If you look up JD Vance’s house in Alexandria, VA right now on real estate apps, this is the photo you see. @lincolnproject.us
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Same prompt but added “like Scrooge mcduck”
May 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“I’m a Barbie girl…in a Barbie woorrrlllldd (excepttheunitedstates) life in plastic it’s fantastic.”
May 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Theyve been released for a while!
May 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
what in the Oregon Trail are we doing here @rust-lang.org lol
May 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM