Mikey Elfers
mikeyelfers.bsky.social
Mikey Elfers
@mikeyelfers.bsky.social
Reposted by Mikey Elfers
I have to apologize; I had it all wrong. He was just petting an adorable puppy.
January 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
ICE can now permanently dismantle immigrant families from emergency rooms, the transgender suicide hotline is ringing off the hook, prescription drug prices are now rising for the elderly and low income, and both aisles are too busy arguing about nazi salutes to notice. Nice work, everybody. :/
January 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez has a spare glove and hat to give Smalls, a sick pair of P.F. Flyers to challenge the beast, but when it is time to buy a baseball he is like, "I don't have any money?" smdh
January 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just cut my toenails for the first time since… September? Time to wear the cool new sneaks I got for Christmas.
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mamma June and Mamma July.
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why be a Zuck or a Musk when you can #BeATom

Tom isn’t slathering sunscreen and Sweet Baby Rays on his face while barking transphobic rhetoric at his space missiles. He hasn’t influenced any elections nor has he asked for a drink ticket on Inauguration Day. Also he introduced me to my wife.
January 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM