Mikey
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mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Looking in the mirror and seeing Stretch marks on the back of my thighs! Sir when I asked to gain weight THAT was NOT the intended area @God!

Like why do I need a fatter ass?
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Listening to “Kamalassance”
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
She said what she said
karlykingsley.bsky.social
“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds, when, in fact, these m****f****s are crazy.”
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mikeyjmike.bsky.social
I’m not shocked at all just kinda thought he was over such nonsense
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
I had to run it back to make sure it’s the same show lol
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
We don’t give him the Tyler Perry treatment and he has been deserving of those lashings for YEARS
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Like baby I just showed that we can all use unnecessary big words to sound smart, flex academia and attract attention. It’s silly and unnecessary!
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mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Sigh:

Knowing a sesquipedalian way of expressing yourself doesn’t mean you should! There is a way to engage in meaningful dialogue without flashing your PhD. It comes off as grandiloquent and often does the opposite of what you were trying to do
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fredrickedward.bsky.social
I agree with this. It is just that we’ve had indoctrination so far towards romance due to gender based caste benefitting the ruling class by creating a class of domestic workers that enable the exploitation of workers by their bosses that there’s an emphasis on de-centering the economic gaslighting
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Platonic love is NOT the same as romantic love, no matter how you try to spin it. It’s normal to want both; imo, one cannot replace the other.
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
The adjustment of the hair during is what sends me
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It was this scene that did it for me.

I was like, “Yep…that’s Carmen Sandiego.”

*she did her own stunt, by the way
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Listen I don’t want somber sadness only. Celebrate me in the manner I lived. Loving to laugh, music dance. Throw a party . Because to know me is to know the WORST thing for me is seeing folks, especially those I love in pain
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
I love this and wish it was more often that people expressed these wishes with loved ones
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I talk about my passing moderately frequently because life is short & unpredictable, and I need the message to STICK.

I want my life to be celebrated through dance. But also, through laughter & with hella fried chicken and good food.

Even in between the tears and grief, it’s what I would want.
epereza22.blacksky.app
Not to be macabre, but I’ve been thinking about this.

If any of you outlive me, PLEASE spread the word that my dying wish was for people to celebrate me through dancing.

I need everyone on the dance floor at my repast. Imma be in the ethers jigging right there with y’all.
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Cause most people are selfish in that regard and forget that “fuck that job” is rarely ever just a slight to the institution but often somebody else that we SHOULD be considerate of such as our fellow coworkers or the people waiting on that service or those goods
seauxcocoa.bsky.social
Why thee fuck you can't ever get to work on time????

You are a grown up!!!!
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
I don’t even think we should waste our breathes trying to talk sense into this one. With no ears, how can he even listen to reason!
melaninn05.bsky.social
An open wound???? Masculine musk???? Please keep men with this dirty ass logic away from me PLEASE. Openly admitting you don’t shower is crazy work
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
Late to this but yeah I don’t know who he was before now so I wasn’t aware unable to read it with certain context.
mikeyjmike.bsky.social
I am unfamiliar with him so I wasn’t aware that he is playful like this so I’ll accept that. But to your point I don’t think everyone who is not versatile sexually, is automatically hung up on heteronormativity. I think so people don’t find pleasure in certain physical roles and never will