Michael
@mikeymike1287.bsky.social
✨️ 37 ✨️ Nerd ✨️ Cat dad ✨️
✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️
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✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️
🇵🇸
Hear me out, what if I went blonde again?
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hear me out, what if I went blonde again?
A friendly reminder that I'm only 5'6"
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A friendly reminder that I'm only 5'6"
Last night's belly
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Last night's belly
The flu shot kicked my ass this year
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The flu shot kicked my ass this year
I didnt get new Pokémon today but I did get this!
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I didnt get new Pokémon today but I did get this!
Its almost time to go home, eat a 200 mg gummy and play Ghost of Yōtei
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Its almost time to go home, eat a 200 mg gummy and play Ghost of Yōtei
I got yet another haircut
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I got yet another haircut
Them: Michael what did you get accomplished before lunch?
Me:
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Them: Michael what did you get accomplished before lunch?
Me:
Me:
This man has been pushing me to dress like Toad for like 10 years
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This man has been pushing me to dress like Toad for like 10 years
Damn why did he have to drag me like that? 😭
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Damn why did he have to drag me like that? 😭
Me vs Me on my tiptoes (I'm only 5'6")
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me vs Me on my tiptoes (I'm only 5'6")
I would like scientific data on which of these two dinner scenes stressed me out more.
September 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I would like scientific data on which of these two dinner scenes stressed me out more.
I just saw the waiter from this week's RHOSLC 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I just saw the waiter from this week's RHOSLC 🤣
I guess it's Tummy Tuesday, huh?
September 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I guess it's Tummy Tuesday, huh?
I love him so much 😆
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love him so much 😆
Me ordering a grilled chicken Caesar salad wrap, fries, and a diet Dr. Pepper for lunch on a given work day.
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me ordering a grilled chicken Caesar salad wrap, fries, and a diet Dr. Pepper for lunch on a given work day.
I love when its time to go home
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love when its time to go home
I got a haircut cut please clap
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I got a haircut cut please clap
The view from this site's lobby feels like staring at a postcard (my office is windowless, so I wander up here lol)
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The view from this site's lobby feels like staring at a postcard (my office is windowless, so I wander up here lol)
Enjoying being lazy today after yesterday's gauntlet of social obligations
September 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Enjoying being lazy today after yesterday's gauntlet of social obligations
I'm pretending to love my hour long commute
August 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm pretending to love my hour long commute