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“Christmas means Carnage!” -Ferdinand the Duck 🦆
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Christmas means Carnage!” -Ferdinand the Duck 🦆
I thought these morons voted for this guy because they didn’t want the government telling them what to do?
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I thought these morons voted for this guy because they didn’t want the government telling them what to do?
Here it comes: The 2026 Grand Poobah Greatest Peace Man Who Ever Lived Kennedy Center Prize…nothing weird about that 🙄
REPORTER: Could you imagine receiving a Kennedy Center honor next year?
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Here it comes: The 2026 Grand Poobah Greatest Peace Man Who Ever Lived Kennedy Center Prize…nothing weird about that 🙄
“Yeah, notebooks, that’s the ticket…”
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Yeah, notebooks, that’s the ticket…”
“Look for the helpers!”
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“Look for the helpers!”
Wait-I thought “no one was above the law”…
The disgraced New York Republican was sentenced to more than seven years in prison after pleading guilty to a litany of federal charges, including wire fraud, identity theft and money laundering. n.pr/47uii5k
President Trump commutes the prison sentence of George Santos
The disgraced New York Republican was sentenced to more than seven years in prison after pleading guilty to a litany of federal charges, including wire fraud and identity theft.
n.pr
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wait-I thought “no one was above the law”…
“Serpentine, Sheldon, serpentine!”
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“Serpentine, Sheldon, serpentine!”
This fucking guy is living in a fantasy world…
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This fucking guy is living in a fantasy world…
That this statement is so demonstrably false beggars belief…that it comes from a sitting president is actually quite terror inducing.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That this statement is so demonstrably false beggars belief…that it comes from a sitting president is actually quite terror inducing.
He’s playing his own weird game of Risk… 🔩 ⚽️
❗️Trump:We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one.
September 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He’s playing his own weird game of Risk… 🔩 ⚽️
Honestly, how stupid can these people be…
“"I'm disappointed that I came to Canada — a Canada that it is very, very difficult to find Canadians who are passionate about the American-Canadian relationship,"
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U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News
The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...
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September 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Honestly, how stupid can these people be…
Sheer wanton cruelty…
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sheer wanton cruelty…
The name of the owner of this place is Elmer J. Fudd-he owns a mansion and a yacht 🛥️
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The name of the owner of this place is Elmer J. Fudd-he owns a mansion and a yacht 🛥️
Shecky Vance bombs more than the US Air Force did in Vietnam…
VANCE: We'll have visitors from close to 100 countries. We want them to come, we want them to celebrate, we want them to watch the games. But when the time is up, they'll have to go home, otherwise they'll have to talk to Secretary Noem
AUDIENCE: 🦗😳🦗😳
AUDIENCE: 🦗😳🦗😳
May 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Shecky Vance bombs more than the US Air Force did in Vietnam…
Alysa Liu’s performance was amazing and inspiring #WorldFigure
March 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Alysa Liu’s performance was amazing and inspiring #WorldFigure
My take is that both sides and everyone really do fucking hate federal employees…
March 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My take is that both sides and everyone really do fucking hate federal employees…
I can never unsee Lucius Malfoy’s schlong #WhiteLotus
March 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can never unsee Lucius Malfoy’s schlong #WhiteLotus
I just saw an ad for a prescription medication and one of the listed potential side effects was “unnatural urges” 💊💉🤒
February 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just saw an ad for a prescription medication and one of the listed potential side effects was “unnatural urges” 💊💉🤒
Time to retire my ol’ shovel buddy…
January 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Time to retire my ol’ shovel buddy…
January 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The dangers of shopping before a snowstorm in Northern Virginia-I reached for the last pound of ground beef and took a knee to the groin.
January 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The dangers of shopping before a snowstorm in Northern Virginia-I reached for the last pound of ground beef and took a knee to the groin.
I need a New Year…
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I need a New Year…
“Christmas means carnage!” -Ferdinand the Duck
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Christmas means carnage!” -Ferdinand the Duck