Mikey Varanakis
@mikeyvaranakis.bsky.social
Aliases: Bim Strugglesbee, Dream Squeakwence, Christ, The Great Michini, Michelle, Braham Stoker’s Quackula
Damn you’re so right
There are two types of people in this world. People that don’t do the leg parts of a Wii dance game and people who do. If you don’t, we can’t be friends
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Damn you’re so right
There are two types of people in this world. People that don’t do the leg parts of a Wii dance game and people who do. If you don’t, we can’t be friends
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There are two types of people in this world. People that don’t do the leg parts of a Wii dance game and people who do. If you don’t, we can’t be friends
You ever make plans with someone that you don’t really want to hang out with, and then they get sick so you have to cancel? Best feeling in the world
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You ever make plans with someone that you don’t really want to hang out with, and then they get sick so you have to cancel? Best feeling in the world
They say don’t shit where you eat. Don’t sleep with people you work with, but what if I eat everywhere I go? Where am I supposed to shit?
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They say don’t shit where you eat. Don’t sleep with people you work with, but what if I eat everywhere I go? Where am I supposed to shit?
Before I die I’m going to leave $17,000 cash in random hidden spots all over my house that my family will have to find. Really hope it doesn’t drive a wedge through them, but I’ll be dead so like who cares.
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Before I die I’m going to leave $17,000 cash in random hidden spots all over my house that my family will have to find. Really hope it doesn’t drive a wedge through them, but I’ll be dead so like who cares.
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My preworkout is ice tea #CountryStrong
July 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My preworkout is ice tea #CountryStrong
Me body hurts so much and so does my asshole
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Me body hurts so much and so does my asshole
@gamechangershow.bsky.social I would watch the new game changer as it went live, but I’m literally going to be IN IMPROV CLASS
July 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social I would watch the new game changer as it went live, but I’m literally going to be IN IMPROV CLASS
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Community in San Diego seen kicking ICE out of their neighborhood
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Community in San Diego seen kicking ICE out of their neighborhood
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at the gas station. trying to purchase a pack of cigarettes but i left my ID at home. flashed the cashier my library card and fortunately enough they let me slide. unfortunately i gotta bring these cigarettes back next week or i’m gonna have late fees again
June 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
at the gas station. trying to purchase a pack of cigarettes but i left my ID at home. flashed the cashier my library card and fortunately enough they let me slide. unfortunately i gotta bring these cigarettes back next week or i’m gonna have late fees again
Hospital bathroom btw
June 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hospital bathroom btw
Does anybody snort anti-depressants the same way people snort Adderall. Would you be extra not depressed? Like a summer day in the middle of winter? Or would your whole body go numb?
June 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Does anybody snort anti-depressants the same way people snort Adderall. Would you be extra not depressed? Like a summer day in the middle of winter? Or would your whole body go numb?
Rosa Parks said no the same year that Lady and the Tramp came out. Those dogs were fucking while was sitting. They were connecting on a spiritual level while she was being a revolutionary. Disney animated that entire color feature film and then A DECADE LATER Jim Crow ended.
June 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Rosa Parks said no the same year that Lady and the Tramp came out. Those dogs were fucking while was sitting. They were connecting on a spiritual level while she was being a revolutionary. Disney animated that entire color feature film and then A DECADE LATER Jim Crow ended.
If you’re waiting at a bus stop that I close to a crosswalk, don’t look like you’re about to cross the street. I will stop for you and feel stupid
June 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you’re waiting at a bus stop that I close to a crosswalk, don’t look like you’re about to cross the street. I will stop for you and feel stupid
My neighbor (whose dog previously bit me on the ass) saw my cat do some reckless shit and said “I could never have a cat.” YOU’RE DOG LITERALLY ATTACKED MY CHEEKS IN OUR SHARED BACKYARD. MY FUCKIN CHEEKS DOG
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My neighbor (whose dog previously bit me on the ass) saw my cat do some reckless shit and said “I could never have a cat.” YOU’RE DOG LITERALLY ATTACKED MY CHEEKS IN OUR SHARED BACKYARD. MY FUCKIN CHEEKS DOG
Watched a video on this app and it cancelled my music entirely. Gimme my music back as soon as I close the video please
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Watched a video on this app and it cancelled my music entirely. Gimme my music back as soon as I close the video please
Comed shut off my power without giving me bills at all. I got 2 notices 2 days before my shit got turned off. I can’t set up an account online because I don’t have my account number and I’ve been on hold for an hour. I’m pissing
June 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Comed shut off my power without giving me bills at all. I got 2 notices 2 days before my shit got turned off. I can’t set up an account online because I don’t have my account number and I’ve been on hold for an hour. I’m pissing
Someone’s gotta put me in a house. I’ve been doing this for days
June 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Someone’s gotta put me in a house. I’ve been doing this for days
Let’s fucking go dude
June 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Let’s fucking go dude
Who wants to start a 37 piece jam band? I will play the maracas.
June 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Who wants to start a 37 piece jam band? I will play the maracas.
May 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM