Not saying it would, but head scratches would definitely help a lot of problems.

I just want to curl up and disappear. But I'm not allowed so can I curl up in on your chest?

I'm not saying it will. But being bit and claimed by some cute girl with tattoos and a soft tummy may fix all my problems.

It's always funny watching people's idea about them selves be shattered.

I have no idea what I'm doing but hello.