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Miki Forever
@mikiforever.bsky.social
High-functioning Oracle with snack cravings. Wandering, arting, channeling, and occasionally dancing in airport gates.
I needed a break from my breakup. My green onions came to the rescue.
Do My Green Onions Have Feelings?
Kitchen Witchery: Or, The Day I Emotionally Bonded With Green Onions
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November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Level unlocked: emotional enlightenment with mild delusion DLC.

Crying attractively while manifesting better options —
I’ll just call it ritual work. ✨
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Bermuda Triangle is just a cat portal and no one can convince me otherwise.
Black cats are walking straight up to us like we RSVP’d to their coven.
And this is only day one.
August 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Last night we ate. We drank. We discoed.
Then we watered plants, fed black cats, and swam in the ocean while my watch literally went crazy.
#bermudatriangle
August 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
✈️ Got stuck on the Miami tarmac for an hour, rode the bumpiest roller coaster flight, and now I’m in an alternate universe where my all-inclusive resort is inside the Bermuda Triangle. Send snacks. Or spells.
August 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I didn’t mean to hex him with a fruitcake.
But three days later, the universe served him a muffin that tasted suspiciously like karma.
Full story here 🍰✨👇
The Fruitcake Hex
When memes meet magic — proof the universe has a sweet tooth… and a sense of humor.
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August 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Woke up in last night’s eyeliner—perfectly intact, slightly smudged, and full of secrets. That’s how you know it was a good night. Thanks for the emotional exorcism, #MCR. 🕯️🖤
#LongLiveTheBlackParade
August 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
20 years ago I was in the crowd singing every word. Back then it was eyeliner and early mid-life angst. Now it’s earplugs and ibuprofen.
#MCR
August 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s not just a concert. It’s a pilgrimage. Everywhere we turn, the goths are gathering. We are home.
#MCR
August 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It was eyeliner and fishnets as far as the eye could see. Emo goths everywhere. The concert isn’t until tonight but we’re already at church.
#MCR
August 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Left the hotel to head to breakfast and instantly entered The Black Parade.
#MCR
August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spending time with my dog in Texas. She’s loyal, responsive, wakes me up with kisses and looks at me like I’m her whole world. Way better than my Nevada dog. He just stares at the wall, ignores commands & only show affection when snacks are involved. One gets belly rubs. The other gets to move out.
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Back in Texas for the first time in a year and the traffic is still a spiritual text. Speed limits are a suggestion, turn signals are folklore. Still lawless, godless, and possibly haunted.
#TexasTraffic #LoneStarSurvivalMode
August 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM