Michael
@mikins.bsky.social
Not shocked.
It's Fish in a Birdcage most years tbf.
It's Fish in a Birdcage most years tbf.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not shocked.
It's Fish in a Birdcage most years tbf.
It's Fish in a Birdcage most years tbf.
imagine posting shit like this on LinkedIn under your company banner, bigots have been so emboldened to abuse people now even 'professional' websites are getting overrun with this shite.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
imagine posting shit like this on LinkedIn under your company banner, bigots have been so emboldened to abuse people now even 'professional' websites are getting overrun with this shite.
Imagine, bringing in a job hoarding foreigner that still somehow doesn't do any work and drains off the taxpayer to complain to you about immigration.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Imagine, bringing in a job hoarding foreigner that still somehow doesn't do any work and drains off the taxpayer to complain to you about immigration.
The kiss of death in human form.
Endorses service = service goes down for millions of users.
Endorses service = service goes down for millions of users.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The kiss of death in human form.
Endorses service = service goes down for millions of users.
Endorses service = service goes down for millions of users.
This is either:
A: An astounding lack of self awareness
B: One of the most ironic interviews ever.
C: Hilarious considering this should be being aimed at Reform but they're too scared to do that because they really want the racist vote.
D: All of the above.
A: An astounding lack of self awareness
B: One of the most ironic interviews ever.
C: Hilarious considering this should be being aimed at Reform but they're too scared to do that because they really want the racist vote.
D: All of the above.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This is either:
A: An astounding lack of self awareness
B: One of the most ironic interviews ever.
C: Hilarious considering this should be being aimed at Reform but they're too scared to do that because they really want the racist vote.
D: All of the above.
A: An astounding lack of self awareness
B: One of the most ironic interviews ever.
C: Hilarious considering this should be being aimed at Reform but they're too scared to do that because they really want the racist vote.
D: All of the above.
Right wing voters in general:
October 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Right wing voters in general:
Oh, the irony is delicious.
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh, the irony is delicious.
"No two tier policing in the UK."
Meanwhile, in the real UK.
Meanwhile, in the real UK.
August 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"No two tier policing in the UK."
Meanwhile, in the real UK.
Meanwhile, in the real UK.
There's only two genders!
Shout morons who unironically believe shite like this 🤣
Shout morons who unironically believe shite like this 🤣
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There's only two genders!
Shout morons who unironically believe shite like this 🤣
Shout morons who unironically believe shite like this 🤣
Had to recall butter... Because they didn't know it contained milk.
Please, make this world make sense?
Please, make this world make sense?
August 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Had to recall butter... Because they didn't know it contained milk.
Please, make this world make sense?
Please, make this world make sense?
But remember folks, it's the foreign nonces tiny tommeh wants to "protect" kids from.
So his mates can abuse them instead.
So his mates can abuse them instead.
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But remember folks, it's the foreign nonces tiny tommeh wants to "protect" kids from.
So his mates can abuse them instead.
So his mates can abuse them instead.
ELMO HAS NOT BEEN HACKED.
ELMO IS SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT.
TICKLE THIS YOU ORANGE FUCK!
ELMO IS SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT.
TICKLE THIS YOU ORANGE FUCK!
July 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ELMO HAS NOT BEEN HACKED.
ELMO IS SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT.
TICKLE THIS YOU ORANGE FUCK!
ELMO IS SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT.
TICKLE THIS YOU ORANGE FUCK!
I have this because one of my friends genuinely thought the teams manager was called Frank Assessment and I will never let him live it down.
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I have this because one of my friends genuinely thought the teams manager was called Frank Assessment and I will never let him live it down.
The perfect explanation of Gen AI.
Which thankfully isn't real AI or it would have wiped us out already
Which thankfully isn't real AI or it would have wiped us out already
June 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The perfect explanation of Gen AI.
Which thankfully isn't real AI or it would have wiped us out already
Which thankfully isn't real AI or it would have wiped us out already
Fascism arrives as your friend.
It will restore your honour,
make you feel proud,
protect your house,
give you a job,
clean up the neighbourhood,
remind you of how great you once were,
clear out the venal and the corrupt,
remove anything you feel is unlike you...
It will restore your honour,
make you feel proud,
protect your house,
give you a job,
clean up the neighbourhood,
remind you of how great you once were,
clear out the venal and the corrupt,
remove anything you feel is unlike you...
May 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fascism arrives as your friend.
It will restore your honour,
make you feel proud,
protect your house,
give you a job,
clean up the neighbourhood,
remind you of how great you once were,
clear out the venal and the corrupt,
remove anything you feel is unlike you...
It will restore your honour,
make you feel proud,
protect your house,
give you a job,
clean up the neighbourhood,
remind you of how great you once were,
clear out the venal and the corrupt,
remove anything you feel is unlike you...
"Alexa, show me a photo definition of irony."
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Alexa, show me a photo definition of irony."
New Tesla & SpaceX uniforms just released:
January 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
New Tesla & SpaceX uniforms just released:
Not a great shocker again this year.
Dunno what goblincore fantasy bard is but apparently I listened to a lot in October.
Dunno what goblincore fantasy bard is but apparently I listened to a lot in October.
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Not a great shocker again this year.
Dunno what goblincore fantasy bard is but apparently I listened to a lot in October.
Dunno what goblincore fantasy bard is but apparently I listened to a lot in October.
Oh dear Lee.
That's a WhatsApp message.
And a WhatsApp message you sent.
Poor baby must not be getting enough attention lately.
That's a WhatsApp message.
And a WhatsApp message you sent.
Poor baby must not be getting enough attention lately.
December 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Oh dear Lee.
That's a WhatsApp message.
And a WhatsApp message you sent.
Poor baby must not be getting enough attention lately.
That's a WhatsApp message.
And a WhatsApp message you sent.
Poor baby must not be getting enough attention lately.