Mikaela Reed
@miklovin.bsky.social
Would that it were so simple
nyc | 27
nyc | 27
Thinning about her today. Just want her back. It hurts so much.
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thinning about her today. Just want her back. It hurts so much.
My dad just asked me how they choose the next pope. What an unparalleled rush.
April 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My dad just asked me how they choose the next pope. What an unparalleled rush.
Asking the target employee if they sell loosies (I only need two forks)
April 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Asking the target employee if they sell loosies (I only need two forks)
Asking the regal cinemas bartender if they have a Minecraft drink
April 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Asking the regal cinemas bartender if they have a Minecraft drink
Tim Cook is begging me not to reveal this but the apple store doesn’t even sell apples
March 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Tim Cook is begging me not to reveal this but the apple store doesn’t even sell apples
10 years since Zayn left One Direction. Karaoke bars shaking in their boots.
March 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
10 years since Zayn left One Direction. Karaoke bars shaking in their boots.
Placing second at bar trivia like it’s my job
March 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Placing second at bar trivia like it’s my job
IT-themed drag queen that serves phish
March 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
IT-themed drag queen that serves phish
You buy one pair of shorts from eBay 9 years ago and they get to email you about changes to their privacy notice forever
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You buy one pair of shorts from eBay 9 years ago and they get to email you about changes to their privacy notice forever
Anyone want me to call them and recite 75 digits of pi from memory
March 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Anyone want me to call them and recite 75 digits of pi from memory
Reposted by Mikaela Reed
Happy International Women’s Day
March 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy International Women’s Day
I wish I was a millionaire so I could send my friends singing telegrams instead of texts
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wish I was a millionaire so I could send my friends singing telegrams instead of texts
Watching SNL 50 in a super normal way
February 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Watching SNL 50 in a super normal way
When a truck with high beams is driving behind me it’s kind of like okay so I’m in Mad Max
February 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When a truck with high beams is driving behind me it’s kind of like okay so I’m in Mad Max
Ready to risk it all to make boxed brownies (buying $9.99 eggs at Walgreens)
February 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ready to risk it all to make boxed brownies (buying $9.99 eggs at Walgreens)
One of two people in the exit row on my plane. This must be how Spider-Man feels all the time.
February 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of two people in the exit row on my plane. This must be how Spider-Man feels all the time.
Did they make gnomeo and juliet do the whole double suicide thing
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Did they make gnomeo and juliet do the whole double suicide thing
Flawless scoring system in place
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Flawless scoring system in place
Trying not to block people with different political opinions so I don’t exist in a bubble but oh I’m so angry all the time
January 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Trying not to block people with different political opinions so I don’t exist in a bubble but oh I’m so angry all the time
Sorry boss I need to take a half day. Challengers didn’t get a best score nomination and I need to take a 5 hour nap to cope with it.
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sorry boss I need to take a half day. Challengers didn’t get a best score nomination and I need to take a 5 hour nap to cope with it.
The Taco Bell on 3rd ave is robbing me
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Taco Bell on 3rd ave is robbing me
“Is he hot?” “He’s married” okay so not the question I asked at all
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Is he hot?” “He’s married” okay so not the question I asked at all
Only referring to him as “Teddy Roosevelt from Newsies” out of respect
January 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Only referring to him as “Teddy Roosevelt from Newsies” out of respect
If Count Orlock was really into Star Wars blaster noises.. call it Nosferatpew
January 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If Count Orlock was really into Star Wars blaster noises.. call it Nosferatpew
Who up taking a break
January 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Who up taking a break