milan
@milan-patel.bsky.social
I know I’m depressed when I start watching my ASMR eating YouTube playlist.
January 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I know I’m depressed when I start watching my ASMR eating YouTube playlist.
Prayers up for me. I’m melting.
January 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Prayers up for me. I’m melting.
2025 resolution: shut my white ass up and listen 🤐 👂
January 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
2025 resolution: shut my white ass up and listen 🤐 👂
Me and my highly diverse crew will f you up
December 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Me and my highly diverse crew will f you up
I will always remember the day I saw my kung fu instructor walk about of a Texaco drinking a Mountain Dew code red
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I will always remember the day I saw my kung fu instructor walk about of a Texaco drinking a Mountain Dew code red
Me and my girl are both Indian. How do we make a little Asian girl?
December 11, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Me and my girl are both Indian. How do we make a little Asian girl?
Lois. Peggy. Marge. Marry, fuck, milk
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Lois. Peggy. Marge. Marry, fuck, milk
I’m a real butter fingers. I have a gorgeous body other than my fingers.
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I’m a real butter fingers. I have a gorgeous body other than my fingers.
If you disturb me while I’m in ketosis I have every right to kill you.
November 26, 2024 at 11:18 PM
If you disturb me while I’m in ketosis I have every right to kill you.
Every Korean friend I’ve had has a tragic past.
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Every Korean friend I’ve had has a tragic past.
I don’t get why stewie hates Lois. She’s a good mom.
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I don’t get why stewie hates Lois. She’s a good mom.
Yes, AirPod pros are a modern marvel of wireless headphone technology, but how do they taste?
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Yes, AirPod pros are a modern marvel of wireless headphone technology, but how do they taste?
This seems like the perfect platform to make my ace Ventura references.
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This seems like the perfect platform to make my ace Ventura references.
Vampires eat over “day” oats
November 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Vampires eat over “day” oats