Instead of getting me something for my birthday I want everyone who would have to instead buy themselves a little treat.

a real example: "That was the easiest easy I've ever peasied"

what if i start using this account like i do that one corner of my braindump page where i write my thoughts that i think are poetic or meaningful but i read em back at the end of the day and theyre some shit like "remember to not when you think you should dont🥰" and im like HUHH